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Golden Kela Awards

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Awarded for
  
Worst in Hindi Cinema

Presented by
  
Random Magazine

Official website
  
www.goldenkela.com

Country
  
India

First awarded
  
2009

The Golden Kela Awards (Hindi: गोल्डन केला अवॉर्ड्स) are a satirical take on Bollywood that award the worst performances in Hindi cinema each year. Created by Random Magazine, winners are selected each year by an online poll and receive an award in the shape of a golden banana (केला kelā in Hindi). The first award ceremony took place on 7 March 2009 in New Delhi (India). The fifth award ceremony was held on March 30, 2013. Jaspal Bhatti made a special appearance at the inaugural event, dishonoring the Indian film talent of the year 2008. The intention behind the Golden Kela is to ridicule the Hindi film stars and acknowledge the worst of Indian Cinema. Since, several award ceremonies each year celebrate the best of Hindi Cinema, Random Magazine and the Sundaas Film Institute chose to be different by giving away the Best of the Worst of Indian Cinema. Golden Kela Awards are not meant to insult anyone. It is just a way to make it a laughter exercise, a therapy of sorts to forget about the failures and look at what went wrong with the movie and the act. Abhishek Bachchan came to the Golden Kela Awards in 2010 and accepted the Dara Singh Award for his attempt to speak with an American accent in Delhi 6

Contents

Main awards

  • Worst kel
  • Worst Director
  • Worst Actor (Male)
  • Worst Actor (Female)
  • Worst Actor (Others)
  • Worst Supporting Actor (Male)
  • Worst Supporting Actor (Female)
  • Worst Debutant
  • Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke Award (literally, "Have you gone mad?")
  • Most Irritating Song
  • Most Atrocious Lyrics

    • Special categories

  • Worst Pair
  • Lajja Award for Worst Treatment of a Serious Issue
  • Dara Singh Award For Worst Accent
  • Black Award for Emotional Blackmail
  • Insensitivity Award
  • Bas Kijiye Bahut Ho Gaya Award (literally, "Stop it, enough!")

    • 2009

    Winners List:

  • Most Atrocious Lyrics: Anvita Dutt Guptan for Lucky Boy from Bachna Ae Haseeno
  • Most Unoriginal Story: Hari Puttar: A Comedy of Terrors
  • Most Irritating Song of the Year: Tandoori Nights from Karzzzz

    • Nominations

    The nominations for 5th Golden Kela awards were announced on December 22, 2012.Following are the nominees of the 5th Golden Kela:

  • Anvita Dutt: Ishq wala Love (Student of the Year)
  • Amitabh Bhattacharya: Halkat Jawani (Heroine)
  • Shabbir Ahmed: Bipasha Bipasha (Jodi Breakers)
  • Shabbir Ahmed: Po Po (Son Of Sardar)
  • Sameer Anjaan: Chinta Ta Chita Chita (Rowdy Rathore)
  • Himesh Reshammiya: Hookah Bar (Khiladi 786)
  • Homi Adjania: For following up Being Cyrus with Cocktail. We had expectations from you, Homi.
  • Sanjay Khanduri: For taking his own awesome Ek Chaalis Ki Last Local, setting it in Delhi and making Kismat Love Paisa Dilli... and doing a horrible job of it.
  • Ali Azmat: For sounding like a parody of his former self in the song Maula from Jism 2.
  • Indian Moviegoers: For spending more than 600 crores on Bol Bachchan, Housefull 2, Agneepath, Rowdy Rathore and Ek Tha Tiger (we'll keep adding the crores as figures keep coming in for Khiladi 786 and Dabangg 2).

    • Anti-Kela Awards (2012)

  • Paan Singh Tomar - For reminding us why we always (secretly) loved the dacoits more than the heroes.
  • Gangs of Wasseypur - For reminding us that s***a Hindustan mein jab tak cinema hai, log bante rahenge.
  • Kahaani - For showing that a film doesn't need a 'hero' to be a hit.
  • Vicky Donor - For showing that you can make a 'family comedy' about sperm donation (and reminding us why we used to like Annu Kapoor)

    • 2014

    Worst Actor (male) - Ajay Devgan for Son of Sardar

    Worst Actor (female)- Sonakshi Sinha for Everything She Did

    Worst director - Sanjay Leela Bhansali for Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

    Worst film - Himmatwala

    Supporting Actor (Male) - Aditya Roy Kapur for Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

    Supporting Actor (Female) - Deepika Padukone, Jacqueline Fernandez and Ameesha Patel for Race 2

    Most Annoying Song - Party All Night from Boss

    Most Atrocious Lyrics - Sameer for Raghupati Raghav (Krrish 3)

    Most Pointless Sequel/Remake Award – Himmatwala

    Why Are You Still Trying Award – Shahid Kapoor for R... Rajkumar

    Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke Award - Aamir Khan for Dhoom 3

    Worst Debut of the Year - Leander Paes for Rajdhani Express (film)

    Anti-Kela Awards

  • Go Goa Gone
  • Saheb, Biwi Aur Gangster Returns
  • The Lunchbox

    • 2015

    Worst Actor (male) - Arjun Kapoor for Tevar

    Worst Actor (female)- Sonam Kapoor for Prem Ratan Dhan Payo

    Worst director - Sooraj Barjatya for Prem Ratan Dhan Payo

    Worst film - Dilwale

    Most Annoying Song - Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (Title Track)

    Most Atrocious Lyrics - Alfaaz for Birthday Bash from Dilliwali Zaalim Girlfriend

    Most Pointless Sequel/Remake Award – MSG-2 The Messenger

    Why Are You Still Trying Award – Imran Khan

    Manoj Kumar Award for Historical "Accuracy" – Bajirao Mastani

    Dara Singh Award for Worst Accent - Randeep Hooda for Main Aur Charles

    Sangh Parivaar Award – Gerua from Dilwale

    Shakti Kapoor Award for Misogyny – Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

    Bas Kijiye Bahut Ho Gaya Award – Sooraj Barjatya

    What The Hell Award – Sonakshi Sinha

    Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke Award – Vikas Bahl for Shaandaar

    References

    Golden Kela Awards Wikipedia
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