Two Tonys

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Episode recap

The season picks up about one year after Tony and Carmela's separation. Tony has moved into his mother's former home. As the family is about to sit down for dinner at the now-married Janice and Bobby Baccalieri's home, a TV news report airs about the release from prison of many local-area mobsters who had been convicted in the 1980s. The parolees include Michele "Feech" La Manna (a well-respected, greatly feared, former capo of his own now-defunct "crew"); Tony Blundetto (a cousin and close childhood friend of Tony's and "rising star" in the family at the time of his arrest, he was "button" man in many mob assassinations); Angelo Garepe (Carmine Lupertazzi's elderly consigliere); and Phil Leotardo (a long-time Lupertazzi crime family "Caporegime"). Tony is very excited about his cousin's release, planning a lavish welcome home party for him. During breakfast at Uncle Junior's house with Tony, Bobby "Bacala", and the newly released Feech, La Manna talks about his days in prison and entertains the others. Feech also voices interest in returning to work as a shy and sports bettor, something Tony and Junior appear to take into consideration—on the condition that Feech "not step on anyone's toes."

One evening, while A.J. is in his parents' backyard retrieving a vacuum cleaner, he discovers a large American black bear and, petrified with fear, calls Carmela for help. The bear does not make any threatening moves and even seems to ignore A.J., as a piece of patio furniture breaks under its weight. Carmela manages to shoo the bear away by banging two pots together. She calls the police who, in turn, call the New Jersey Department of Fish and Game, who tell Carmela that it was probably the scent of (Tony's) duck feed in the moist fall air that attracted the bear, and that she should secure it in their garage. The next day, the bear briefly returns. Tony arrives at the house and overhears Carmela talking on the phone to Fish & Game about the bear's reappearance. Tony voices concern for Carmela and A.J.'s safety. Tony and Carmela have a civil discussion, initially, but the conversation turns acrimonious when Carmela suggests that Tony buys A.J. too many gifts out of guilt over their separation (including tickets to watch the New Jersey Nets on a school night and a $5,000 drum set, with which A.J. now loudly practices). As Carmela and Tony further argue, Tony reveals that he has been calling Italy and threatening Furio's life to all who would listen, mentioning there are hitmen ready to kill Furio once found. After the bear's appearance at Carmela's becomes common knowledge to his mob associates, Tony tasks Benny Fazio and Little Paulie Germani to guard the home's backyard, in case the bear returns. Although Carmela is reluctant to pursue this plan, she unlocks the house's weapon cache, hidden in a hollowed-out column in the foyer, to supply the mob "soldiers" with an AK-47. The associates are unenthusiastic about their guard duty assignment, with Benny chatting with his girlfriend on the phone from Tony's office and Little Paulie retreating to the house's restroom after being spooked by noises outside.

Meanwhile, Christopher Moltisanti and Paulie Gualtieri spark a feud when their humorous re-telling of the "Pine Barrens" story to other gangsters devolves into accusations against each other, and a fight between them almost ensues. Later, at "goomah night," after Adriana had pointed out earlier that he is always being saddled with the checks, Christopher forces Paulie to pay for their dinner after having refused to do so himself. At Satriale's the following morning, Paulie demands that Christopher repay him for the dinner, saying if Chris doesn't pay immediately "points" will be added on. Tony orders Christopher to keep paying the tabs for the dinners, explaining it is a Mafia tradition of respect shown by its younger members to their older colleagues. Tony explains how, for years, he had to pay the huge tabs run up by Richie Aprile and Jerry Anastasia at Benihana and Peter Luger Steak House (including steaks, liquor, and cigars). In Atlantic City, Paulie, having learned of Tony's decision, vindictively orders his dining guests to order steaks, three-pound lobsters, shrimp cocktails, and Lyonnaise potatoes—he also sends a bottle of Cristal to a group of women at a nearby table—all to saddle Christopher with a heavily inflated bill. When the $1,184 bill is given to Christopher, he leaves the waiter $1,200. Paulie and Christopher continue bickering in the restaurant's parking lot. Just as the fight becomes physical, the waiter comes out, complaining about receiving only a $16 tip. He insults them when Christopher refuses to pay more, and Christopher throws a rock at the waiter's head after he turns to go back inside. The waiter collapses after being hit, convulsing on the ground, causing a panicked Paulie to kill the waiter with a gunshot. Paulie grabs the money they had just paid as they hurriedly leave in separate vehicles. The next day, Paulie and Christopher both agree to bury the hatchet and split the original tab.

While Tony lunches at a golf course with Johnny Sack, Carmine, Sr., and the newly released Angelo Garepe, Carmine suffers a massive stroke, collapses at the table, and is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Johnny notifies Carmine's son Little Carmine in Miami Beach, who hurriedly rushes to New York on the next available flight. At the hospital, Johnny reminds Tony that he still has not forgotten about him backing out of their deal to murder Carmine last year, which Johnny believes could have averted the current situation.

After watching The Prince of Tides with Valentina, Tony wants to reunite with Dr. Melfi. He sends flowers (along with a gallon of Tide detergent, in reference to The Prince of Tides) to Dr. Melfi's office, along with a calling card. When he calls her to set up a date, Dr. Melfi declines his invitation, feeling that it would be unprofessional of her to date a current or former patient. Tony says he is "not undeterred" by her refusal. Melfi has a sex dream about Tony. Tony makes an appointment to see Dr. Melfi as a patient as a ruse to confess his love to her in person. He impulsively grabs and kisses her, but Dr. Melfi tells him to stop. Tony, rebuffed, then leaves. Later, in a therapy session with her own psychiatrist (Dr. Kupferberg), she describes the encounter. Elliot suggests calling the police because she is dealing with a sociopath who is not used to being rejected. She confesses that she initially found Tony sexy, but after learning more about his life, she no longer did. Later, as a group therapy session led by Dr. Melfi ends, Tony returns and makes a third attempt to court her by giving her cruise tickets, but she declines again. Tony asks Dr. Melfi to explain the real reason for her refusal. When she responds by listing several character traits that do not appeal to her—including disrespect of women and people in general, as well as his use of threats and the use of force to get what he wants—Tony storms out, calling her a "cunt," leaving Dr. Melfi stunned. Tony then returns to the Soprano residence, where he relieves Benny as bear lookout for the night. He starts his watch, puffing on a cigar and holding the AK-47, staring into the darkness.

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