More Twisted Christmas

Track listing

1. "It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year" - 2:52 (parody of Andy Williams's "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"; Richard Simmons appears as himself)
2. "Toy Sack" - 2:33 (parody of The B-52's' "Love Shack")
3. "Police Stop My Car" - 1:58 (parody of José Feliciano's "Feliz Navidad")
4. "Sled Zeppelin" - 2:38 (parody of Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Mak'er")
5. "Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow" - 2:29 (parody of "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!")
6. "Parking Spaces" - 1:36 (parody of "Good King Wenceslas")
7. "There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis" - 2:41 (parody of Bing Crosby's "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas")
8. "Jesus's Birthday" - 2:32 (parody of The Beatles' "Birthday")
9. "All You Need Is Elves" - 2:57 (parody of The Beatles' "All You Need Is Love")
10. "Buttcracker Suite" - 4:04 (selections from Tchaikovsky's The Nutcracker set to lyrics describing the intergluteal cleft; Simmons again appears)
11. "Hey You! Get Off My House!" - 2:55 (parody of The Rolling Stones' "Get Off of My Cloud," performed in the style of late-era Frank Sinatra)
12. "Holidaze (S'cuze Me, I've Got Gifts to Buy)" - 3:10 (parody of Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze")
13. "Rummy Rocker Boy" - 4:06 (parody of Bing Crosby and David Bowie's "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy," includes a spoken-word sketch between an admitted Crosby impersonator and a death-metal singer named Roach)