GenreComedy, War Costume designSteve Meachem LanguageEnglish
Release date14 October 2005 WriterSteve Attridge (screenplay), John Paul Chapple (screenplay), John Griesemer (novel) CastJason Biggs (Corporal Rudy Spruance), Natascha McElhone (Sgt. Irene Teal), Jeremy Northam (Col. Woolwrap), Michael Ironside (Guy X) Similar moviesThe Last Witch Hunter, Captain America: The First Avenger, Pitch Perfect 2, Jupiter Ascending, Frozen, The Avengers
Guy X is a 2005 black comedy war film directed by Saul Metzstein, based on the novel No One Thinks Of Greenland by John Griesemer. The movie stars Jason Biggs, Natascha McElhone, Jeremy Northam, and Michael Ironside.
It is 1979, four years after the end of US involvement in the Vietnam War. US Army Corporal Rudy Spruance is mistakenly sent to Qangattarsa, a remote base in Greenland still attributed to the United States Army Air Forces (disbanded in 1947), instead of his official posting in Hawaii. He soon finds out that his records have accidentally been replaced by the records of a Corporal Martin Pederson, who has been sent to Hawaii.
The base is manned by a co-ed battalion of US Army misfits, many of whom have been stationed there for over five years, doing little more than drink and sex their way through the overwhelming boredom. The only apparent military duty is to unload and reload a supply plane every couple of months. The base has been commanded for many years by the near-insane Lt. Col. L. G. Woolwrap, supported by his Aide of three years, SFC Irene Teal, his erstwhile girlfriend.
Working under the name Pederson, as the base's new Public Information Officer, Spruance starts an intimate and personal relationship with Teal. While exploring he finds out that underneath the base is a secret and highly classified hospital ward. The ward houses the six unnamed (other than letters, including W, X, Y, Z), brain dead and very physically damaged soldiers from a secret Vietnam War mission in October 1973. When Spruance/Pederson stumbles upon the ward, he develops a rapport with "Guy X", who has lucid moments that no one else knows about. Spruance sleuths out that then-Col. Woolwrap had been the leader of the mission, and has been in command of the palliative care base ever since – having signed the letters to the families of the ward patients stating that they had died in combat and that their bodies were irretrievable.
Guy X dictates a letter to Spruance, for the wife of one of his men. Spruance sneak the letter out on the next supply plane. Sometime later, in a sudden and rapid manner, the remaining mission casualties are disposed of (in an undescribed way) and the base is abandoned. Spruance and Teal find Guy X under his bed in the otherwise abandoned ward, and answer his request to see the outside world before he dies. Just as Guy X dies in the snow, Woolwrap finds them and tells Spruance and Teal that he will not abandon his men, killing himself with his sidearm. The two just make it to the last evacuation plane, where his friend Cpl Lavone informs them that he has created official paperwork giving them new names and ranks (similar to the original Spruance/Pederson mixup). As the plane flies away from Greenland, the small group is debating which base, in which (warm) country, they wish to designate in their "new" orders.
The film has received a rating of 36% on review aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes based on eleven reviews.
Jason Biggs - Corporal Rudy Spruance/Corporal Martin Pederson (Public Information Officer)
Natascha McElhone - SFC Irene Teal (Lt. Col. Woolwrap's Aide)
Jeremy Northam - Lt. Col. L. G. Woolwrap (Commanding Officer)
Sean Tucker - Cpl Lavone (Rudy's friend and astute scrounger)
Michael Ironside - Guy X (Wounded Vietnam Veteran)