Years active 2012–present | ||
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Members Sammy J. Scorpion, Beej Eh, Scru Bar, Nick Nofun Albums Junkfood Forever, Bedtime Whatever, Funny Isn't Real |
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New Swears is a four-piece Canadian band consisting of Sammy J. Scorpion, Beej Eh, Scru Bar and Nick Nofun. Their music has been classified as garage punk or power pop.
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History

New Swears was formed in 2012 in Ottawa, Ontario and is composed of brothers Beej Eh and Sammy J. Scorpion, Nick Nofun, and Scru Bar. The band released its first LP, Funny Isn't Real, in 2013 on cassette under Bruised Tongue Records and released it on vinyl shortly thereafter through Dirt Cult Records and Bachelor Records. Their second album, Junkfood Forever, Bedtime Whatever, was released in 2014 under Bachelor Records and later under Dirt Cult Records. Brand New Spot and Sugar Heavy Metal are singles released on a 7" LP under Dine Alone Records in October 2016.
The band's album Junkfood Forever, Bedtime Whatever received a mostly positive review from Exclaim!, who stated that the album was "fun (there are handclaps, for goodness' sake), and not for the faint of heart."
Live Performances

The band completed their first tour of Europe during 2014. In 2015 the New Swears performed at the Ottawa Bluesfest, where they received a positive reception. They have also performed at the Arboretum Festival, Maker Space North, and Ottawa Explosion.
Band Members
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Songs
Midnight LoversJunkfood Forever - Bedtime Whatever · 2015
Stay GoldJunkfood Forever - Bedtime Whatever · 2015
No FunJunkfood Forever - Bedtime Whatever · 2015