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Release dateMay 8, 2014 (2014-05-08) (Maryland Film Festival) Based onthe writings of by H. P. Lovecraft WriterJimmy George, Chris LaMartina, H.P. Lovecraft (inspired by the works of), Chris LaMartina, Jimmy George Similar moviesAll Ladies Do It, Jamon Jamon, Cheeky, Sexual Chronicles of a French Family, The Last American Virgin, Schoolgirls in Chains TaglineShe's turning wet dreams... into NIGHTMARES.
Call Girl of Cthulhu is a 2014 independently madehorror film from Midnight Crew Studios that was directed by Chris LaMartina and stars David Phillip Carollo, Melissa O'Brien, and Nicolette le Faye. The film was distributed by Camp Motion Pictures and had its world premiere on May 8, 2014 at the Maryland Film Festival.
An artist falls in love with a woman that ends up being the chosen bride of Cthulhu. The film is very loosely based on the writings of H. P. Lovecraft.
call girl of Cthulhu makes reference to LaMartina's WNUF Halloween Special via the Shining Trapeze Strip Club, which is featured in a commercial shown during the film.
call girl of cthulhu official trailer
Plot
Ineffectual and sexually inexperienced artist Carter (David Phillip Carollo) wants desperately to lose his virginity, but only to the right person. He thinks that he's found the right person in Riley (Melissa O'Brien), a call girl with a strange birthmark on her right buttock.
Carter's dreams of romance are soon ruined, as several Cthulhu-worshiping cultists of the Church of Starry Wisdom see this birthmark as a sign that Riley is destined to become the bride of Cthulhu and bear his child.
It is up to Carter, aided by Edna Curwen (Helenmary Ball) and Squid (Sabrina Taylor-Smith), to find a way (with the aid of a spell from The Necronomicon) to stop the cult from fulfilling their plan to mate Riley to the Elder God.
In-Jokes
The film contains numerous in-jokes referencing the names of Lovecraft stories and characters, including Deep Ones condoms, Cool Air aerosol, and many others.
Reception
Daily Dead gave Call Girl of Cthulhu a score of 3.5 (out of 5), stating that while the film was "not for everyone", it would appeal to "those of you Lovecraft (and horror) fans out there looking for something just a little bit outside the norm". Fangoria rated the film "three out of four skulls" and praised its acting.