Country Sweden Series Bert Preceded by Berts bravader Illustrator Sonja Härdin | Language Swedish Originally published 1992 Followed by Bert och badbrudarna | |
Set in fictional town of Öreskoga, Sweden Genres Young adult fiction, Children's literature Similar Berts bravader, Berts bryderier, Berts dagbok, Sune och syster vampyr, Midget | ||
Berts bekäennelser (Swedish: Bert's confessions) is a diary novel, written by Anders Jacobsson and Sören Olsson and originally published in 1992. It tells the story of Bert Ljung from 15 January to 7 June during the calendar year he turns 15 during the spring term in the 8th grade at school in Sweden. The book uses the 1992 almanac following the Gregorian calendar, but no specific year is mentioned, and the (leap year's day isn't mentioned). Starting with this book, the chapters receive names (and not just dates), and Sonja Härdin changes writing style. Berts bekännelser finishing standard of each chapter is "Hej då – lilltå". Berts was also recorded for radio, at Unga Efter tre back in the early 1990s.
Contents
Book cover
The book cover depicts Bert standing at the toilet, watching into the mirror. He has finns, and think he's ugly following Emilia breaking up with him. Using toothpaste, he has written the words "ful" ("ugly") on the floor. Out of the toilet and the trash-basket, two eyes watch out.
Plot
The book opens on 15 January. In January, Torleif moves from Öreskoga, but the upcoming week, he returns for a visit, now as a tough guy nicknamed "Tora-Liffa". Bert makes plan for the future, meaning he will get children with Emilia, and if the child becomes a guy Bert wants its name to be Jerpa, and he refers to it as Jerpa-projektet ("Jerpa Project"). Bert's class will collect money for a 9th grade school trip to London. Åke proposes to open a sex club where the girls will undress themselves for men, but the propose is rejected, and instead it's voted for Åke stripping at the next school dance. Åke proposes selling nuclear weapons to the Sami people, and use them against the Swedish government which he means oppresses them.
In February Åke rides a moped, illegal without helmet, with engine tuning and only 14 years old. It ends with Åke crashing into a streetlight and ending up at hospital. Lill-Erik gets a moped from a lady named Harriet, and together they go on a holiday trip. Harriet also helps Åke, and takes care of him after the moped crash. Rumors also say Emilia has shown interest for being a friend with Harriet.
By February, Emilia starts acting strange in her behavior, and starts coughing when she hears Bert calling her over the telephone, think Bert is silly, and express positive opinions about Åke. While Jörgen Karlsson and Dödgrävarn in class 8 B fight and run away from the headmaster at the schoolyard, Bert's class has family and consumer science. Bert perceives everything as a form of humor from Emilia's side, and when Lill-Erik tells Bert that Ake encounters his girl, Bert first sees this as humor. When Emilia says she has to do French homework despite studying German, Bert even believes that French is taught during those German lessons. When a bicycle similar to Åke's is partked at the garage driveway of Emilia's parents house, Bert first think it belongs to Emilia's father.
Bert turns 15 on 21 February, and gets a moped for present. Emilia rejects the birthday cake during Bert's birthday party, but gives Bert a bouquet of white carnations. Bert joins a moped gang with three guys in class 8 C, Jan (called "Jaffa"), Thomas (called "Tomas") and Holgersson, who use engine tuning on their mopeds.
But suddenly, Emilia breaks up with Bert on 1 March. She says she thinks Bert looks ugly and has a bad singing voice, and Bert first suspects her joking. Meanwhile Åke hides inside Emilia's wardrobe. Bert now thinks he looks ugly, and starts looking for other girls. Bert leaves Emilia, but some days later he notices Åke transporting Emilia on a bicycle. Åke declares that he's not together with Emilia, and that he just thought Bert and Emilia met too often, and made up nasty stories about Bert, who he told Emilia. When Bert thinks he looks ugly, he goes to church, where he meets a girl who tells him she had the same problems when being circa 14.
Emilia later returns to pick up her lst things at Bert, but ends up bitten in her elbow by Bert's pet turtle Ove, and almost gets sepsis. Bert hopes she will get forced to amputate her arm away, or at least be forced to take a tetanus needle.
Bert is soon confirmed, with priest Abdon Rehnberg. The priests from the Church of Sweden who first present themselves are Staffan and Maria. Bert thinks Maria looks nice, while Emilia thinks Staffan looks nice. The confirmands sleep overnight in a haunted house, located at a deserted farm.
Bert's grandmother turns 70, and Bert's class participate in a soccer tournament at school, losing 3-4 to class 8 F when Lill-Erik can't decide which foot to use when shooting at 3-3, before class 8 F counter-attacks winning the game.
Åke states that he and Emilia only talk over a "child born on Christmas" and hold each other 's hands, but Bert doesn't believe that. In May, Bert, Åke and Lill-Erik sleep overnight in a haunted house. Later during the same month, Bert, Åke and Lill-Erik sleep overnight at Ekeboskogen, where according to rumors a UFO is said to have been seen. Bert, Åke and Lill-Erik also babysit a family where a 4 years old threatens to hit Lill-Erik, and chases him with a knife through the apartment.
In May, Bert also falls in love with Gabriella, in class 6 at Blåsjöskolan. Gabriella is called "Gabby", and her sister is called Amanda.
The book ends on 7 June, with Bert planning for the upcoming summer, where he will travel to Spain, and do a summer job at a cracker factory.