Two and a Half Men (TV Series) as
Jake Harper / Marlene Melnick
- Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 (2015) - Jake Harper
- Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped (2013) - Jake Harper
- My Bodacious Vidalia (2013) - Jake Harper
- Another Night with Neil Diamond (2013) - Jake Harper (credit only)
- Bazinga! That's From a TV Show (2013) - Jake Harper
- The 9:04 from Pemberton (2013) - Jake Harper
- Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries (2013) - Jake Harper (credit only)
- Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby (2013) - Jake Harper (credit only)
- Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It (2013) - Jake Harper
- Run, Steven Staven! Run! (2013) - Jake Harper (credit only)
- Grab a Feather and Get in Line (2013) - Jake Harper
- Welcome to Alancrest (2013) - Jake Harper (credit only)
- Give Santa a Tail-Hole (2012) - Jake Harper
- One Nut Johnson (2012) - Jake Harper
- I Scream When I Pee (2012) - Jake Harper
- Something My Gynecologist Said (2012) - Jake Harper
- Avoid the Chinese Mustard (2012) - Jake Harper
- Ferrets, Attack! (2012) - Jake Harper
- That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam (2012) - Jake Harper
- You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For (2012) - Jake Harper
- Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt (2012) - Jake Harper (credit only)
- A Big Bag of Dog (2012) - Jake Harper
- I Changed My Mind About the Milk (2012) - Jake Harper
- Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (2012) - Jake Harper
- The Straw in My Donut Hole (2012) - Jake Harper
- Why We Gave Up Women (2012) - Jake Harper
- Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' (2012) - Jake Harper
- Grandma's Pie (2012) - Jake Harper
- Palmdale, Ech (2012) - Jake Harper
- The War Against Gingivitis (2012) - Jake Harper
- Not in My Mouth! (2012) - Jake Harper
- Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy (2012) - Jake Harper (credit only)
- The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack (2012) - Jake Harper
- A Possum on Chemo (2012) - Jake Harper
- Slowly and in a Circular Fashion (2012) - Jake Harper
- One False Move, Zimbabwe! (2011) - Jake Harper
- What a Lovely Landing Strip (2011) - Jake Harper
- A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes (2011) - Jake Harper
- Frodo's Headshots (2011) - Jake Harper
- Thank You for the Intercourse (2011) - Jake Harper
- Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (2011) - Jake Harper
- The Squat and the Hover (2011) - Jake Harper
- A Giant Cat Holding a Churro (2011) - Jake Harper (credit only)
- Nine Magic Fingers (2011) - Jake Harper
- Big Girls Don't Throw Food (2011) - Jake Harper
- People Who Love Peepholes (2011) - Jake Harper
- Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (2011) - Jake Harper
- That Darn Priest (2011) - Jake Harper
- Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (2011) - Jake Harper
- Lookin' for Japanese Subs (2011) - Jake Harper
- Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (2011) - Jake Harper
- Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead (2010) - Jake Harper
- Dead from the Waist Down (2010) - Jake Harper
- Ow, Ow, Don't Stop (2010) - Jake Harper
- A Good Time in Central Africa (2010) - Jake Harper
- Springtime on a Stick (2010) - Jake Harper
- The Crazy Bitch Gazette (2010) - Jake Harper
- Twanging Your Magic Clanger (2010) - Jake Harper (credit only)
- The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel (2010) - Jake Harper
- Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (2010) - Jake Harper
- A Pudding-Filled Cactus (2010) - Jake Harper
- A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer (2010) - Jake Harper
- Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud (2010) - Jake Harper
- This Is Not Gonna End Well (2010) - Jake Harper
- Gumby with a Pokey (2010) - Jake Harper
- I Called Him Magoo (2010) - Jake Harper
- Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave (2010) - Jake Harper
- Ixnay on the Oggie Day (2010) - Jake Harper
- I Found Your Moustache (2010) - Jake Harper
- Tinkle Like a Princess (2010) - Jake Harper
- Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2010) - Jake Harper
- Crude and Uncalled For (2010) - Jake Harper
- Yay, No Polyps (2010) - Jake Harper
- Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste (2010) - Jake Harper
- Warning, It's Dirty (2009) - Jake Harper
- That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' (2009) - Jake Harper
- Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair (2009) - Jake Harper
- Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. (2009) - Jake Harper
- Untainted by Filth (2009) - Jake Harper
- Give Me Your Thumb (2009) - Jake Harper
- For the Sake of the Child (2009) - Jake Harper
- Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator (2009) - Jake Harper
- Mmm, Fish. Yum. (2009) - Jake Harper
- Whipped Unto the Third Generation (2009) - Jake Harper
- 818-jklpuzo (2009) - Jake Harper
- Baseball Was Better with Steroids (2009) - Jake Harper
- Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth (2009) - Jake Harper
- Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (2009) - Jake Harper
- Above Exalted Cyclops (2009) - Jake Harper
- Hello, I am Alan Cousteau (2009) - Jake Harper
- The Two Finger Rule (2009) - Jake Harper
- My Son's Enormous Head (2009) - Jake Harper
- The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (2009) - Jake Harper
- She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime (2009) - Jake Harper
- I'd Like to Start with the Cat (2009) - Jake Harper
- David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (2009) - Jake Harper
- I Think You Offended Don (2009) - Jake Harper / Marlene Melnick
- Thank God for Scoliosis (2009) - Jake Harper
- The Devil's Lube (2008) - Jake Harper
- He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (2008) - Jake Harper
- The Mooch at the Boo (2008) - Jake Harper
- Pinocchio's Mouth (2008) - Jake Harper
- Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2008) - Jake Harper
- It's Always Nazi Week (2008) - Jake Harper
- A Jock Strap in Hell (2008) - Jake Harper
- The Flavin' and the Mavin' (2008) - Jake Harper
- Damn You, Eggs Benedict (2008) - Jake Harper
- Pie Hole, Herb (2008) - Jake Harper
- Taterhead Is Our Love Child (2008) - Jake Harper
- Waiting for the Right Snapper (2008) - Jake Harper
- If My Hole Could Talk (2008) - Jake Harper
- Fish in a Drawer (2008) - Jake Harper
- Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (2008) - Jake Harper
- Rough Night in Hump Junction (2008) - Jake Harper
- Winky-Dink Time (2008) - Jake Harper
- The Soil is Moist (2008) - Jake Harper
- A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (2008) - Jake Harper
- Meander to Your Dander (2008) - Jake Harper
- Kinda Like Necrophilia (2007) - Jake Harper
- Tight's Good (2007) - Jake Harper
- Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (2007) - Jake Harper
- Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (2007) - Jake Harper
- Help Daddy Find His Toenail (2007) - Jake Harper
- Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (2007) - Jake Harper
- City of Great Racks (2007) - Jake Harper
- Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (2007) - Jake Harper
- Media Room Slash Dungeon (2007) - Jake Harper
- Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (2007) - Jake Harper
- Prostitutes and Gelato (2007) - Jake Harper
- Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (2007) - Jake Harper
- Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (2007) - Jake Harper
- Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (2007) - Jake Harper
- Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2007) - Jake Harper
- Smooth as a Ken Doll (2007) - Jake Harper
- It Never Rains in Hooterville (2007) - Jake Harper
- I Merely Slept with a Commie (2007) - Jake Harper
- Young People Have Phlegm Too (2007) - Jake Harper
- My Damn Stalker (2007) - Jake Harper
- That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (2007) - Jake Harper
- Don't Worry, Speed Racer (2007) - Jake Harper
- Castrating Sheep in Montana (2007) - Jake Harper
- Walnuts and Demerol (2006) - Jake Harper
- Kissing Abraham Lincoln (2006) - Jake Harper
- Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (2006) - Jake Harper
- Release the Dogs (2006) - Jake Harper
- Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (2006) - Jake Harper
- Apologies for the Frivolity (2006) - Jake Harper
- A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (2006) - Jake Harper
- A Pot Smoking Monkey (2006) - Jake Harper
- The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (2006) - Jake Harper
- Who's Vod Kanockers (2006) - Jake Harper
- Working for Caligula (2006) - Jake Harper
- Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot (2006) - Jake Harper
- That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (2006) - Jake Harper
- Arguments for the Quickie (2006) - Jake Harper
- Just Once with Aunt Sophie (2006) - Jake Harper
- And the Plot Moistens (2006) - Jake Harper
- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (2006) - Jake Harper
- Golly Moses, She's a Muffin (2006) - Jake Harper
- The Spit-Covered Cobbler (2006) - Jake Harper
- The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer (2006) - Jake Harper
- Ergo, the Booty Call (2006) - Jake Harper
- My Tongue Is Meat (2006) - Jake Harper
- Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (2006) - Jake Harper
- Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (2006) - Jake Harper
- That Special Tug (2006) - Jake Harper
- Santa's Village of the Damned (2005) - Jake Harper
- Something Salted and Twisted (2005) - Jake Harper
- Madame and Her Special Friend (2005) - Jake Harper
- That Voodoo That I Do Do (2005) - Jake Harper
- Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (2005) - Jake Harper
- Hi, Mr. Horned One (2005) - Jake Harper
- We Called It Mr. Pinky (2005) - Jake Harper
- Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (2005) - Jake Harper
- Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (2005) - Jake Harper
- Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (2005) - Jake Harper
- Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts (2005) - Jake Harper
- Does This Smell Funny to You (2005) - Jake Harper
- Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (2005) - Jake Harper
- That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (2005) - Jake Harper
- A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (2005) - Jake Harper
- I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (2005) - Jake Harper
- A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (2005) - Jake Harper
- It Was Mame, Mom (2005) - Jake Harper
- Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! (2005) - Jake Harper
- Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? (2005) - Jake Harper
- Smell the Umbrella Stand (2005) - Jake Harper
- Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (2005) - Jake Harper
- Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (2005) - Jake Harper
- A Lung Full of Alan (2005) - Jake Harper
- Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (2004) - Jake Harper
- The Salmon Under My Sweater (2004) - Jake Harper
- Yes, Monsignor (2004) - Jake Harper
- Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2004) - Jake Harper
- A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (2004) - Jake Harper
- The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (2004) - Jake Harper
- Bad News from the Clinic (2004) - Jake Harper
- Go Get Mommy's Bra (2004) - Jake Harper
- A Bag Full of Jawea (2004) - Jake Harper
- Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (2004) - Jake Harper
- Back Off Mary Poppins (2004) - Jake Harper
- Can You Feel My Finger (2004) - Jake Harper
- Just Like Buffalo (2004) - Jake Harper
- My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet (2004) - Jake Harper
- No Sniffing, No Wowing (2004) - Jake Harper
- Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (2004) - Jake Harper
- I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (2004) - Jake Harper
- An Old Flame with a New Wick (2004) - Jake Harper
- Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (2004) - Jake Harper
- That Was Saliva, Alan (2004) - Jake Harper
- Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (2004) - Jake Harper
- I Can't Afford Hyenas (2004) - Jake Harper
- Sarah Like Puny Alan (2004) - Jake Harper
- Camel Filters and Pheromones (2004) - Jake Harper
- Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (2003) - Jake Harper
- Merry Thanksgiving (2003) - Jake Harper
- Phase One, Complete (2003) - Jake Harper
- Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (2003) - Jake Harper
- If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (2003) - Jake Harper
- Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (2003) - Jake Harper
- The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump (2003) - Jake Harper
- If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (2003) - Jake Harper
- Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (2003) - Jake Harper
- Big Flappy Bastards (2003) - Jake Harper
- Pilot (2003) - Jake Harper