Taintlight
2.4 /10 1 Votes
Director Chris Seaver Initial DVD release November 17, 2009 Writer Chris Seaver Language English | 2.2/10 Genre Comedy Duration Country United States | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Release date November 17, 2009 (2009-11-17) Cast Meredith Host (Stella), Kurt Indovina (Edgar), Billy Garberina (Jack)Genres Parody, Horror, Comedy, Horror comedy Similar movies Related Chris Seaver movies |
Taintlight is a 2009 American direct-to-video spoof horror film written and directed by Chris Seaver. It a parody of the 2008 film Twilight.
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Plot

When lovely young Stella (Meredith Host) strikes up a romance with pale, brooding vampire Edgar Mullens (Kurt Indovina), the couple must navigate the treacherous waters of human-undead love and fend off the amorous advances of a werewolf named Jack (A.J. Stabbone). Meanwhile, another brood of bloodsuckers seeks to impale Edgar and claim Stella for themselves.
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Home media
Taintlight was released directly to DVD on November 17, 2009 by Tempe Video's horror spoof label Splatter Rampage.
Reception

Critical reception has been predominantly negative. heavy.com panned the film, writing that it "is not the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but that’s only because it’s 30 minutes shorter than Sorority Girls’ Revenge, and when you get to a certain level of awfulness, it only matters how long it lasts." The Washington Post also wrote a brief, negative review of the film where they remarked that Taintlight was "a "Twilight" spoof that was too sorry for even a single review on RottenTomatoes.com." In his book Fervid Filmmaking, Mike Watt wrote that the lead actors' impressions of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were "dead on".
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