Suzanna Kempner (born Suzanna Maria Kempner; 1 February 1985) is an English actress, singer and stand-up comedian who studied at the Royal Academy of Music. In March 2010 she recorded the demo album for a new musical, "I Capture the Castle".
On 27 February 2010 she made it through to the semi-finals of the UK Musical Comedy Awards. She was named Best Newcomer in the competition and performed at the final on 26 March 2010.
In February 2011 she played the lead in a semi-documentary about the county of Essex.
On 24 September 2012 she won the Variety Award at the Funny Women Awards at the Leicester Square Theatre.
From February to 17 March 2013 she appeared as Katisha in Pulling Focus' production of The Mikado at The Tabard Theatre in West London.
Her full Edinburgh Festival debut was at the 2014 fringe with the stand-up hour Defying Gravity.
She is regular contributor to Standard Issue Magazine and in 2017 will be performing her 5th solo hour, Sooz On Films, at the Edinburgh Festival.