Strange but True

Track listing

1. "Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home" – 2:06
2. "Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride" – 2:37
3. "National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds" – 2:33
4. "Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play" – 1:38
5. "Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class" – 1:17
6. "Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp" – 2:49
7. "Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes" – 1:24
8. "Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese" – 1:51
9. "X-ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient" – 0:50
10. "Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #2" – 1:01
11. "Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions" – 1:35
12. "Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President" – 3:19
13. "High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26" – 1:31
14. "Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake #1" – 1:22
15. "Ohio Town Saved from Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats" – 2:26
16. "Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys" – 1:10
17. "Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap" – 2:00
18. "Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game" – 1:34
19. "Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future" – 1:29
20. "Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards" – 1:48
21. "Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town" – 1:56
22. "Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills" – 2:41