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Director  Bo Zenga
Music director  Ryan Shore
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Country  United States Canada
3.6/10 IMDb

Genre  Comedy, Horror
Screenplay  Bo Zenga
Writer  Bo Zenga
Language  English
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Release date  October 23, 2009
Cast  Diora Baird (Nadine), Leslie Nielsen (Kay), Steve Howey (Stan Helsing), Kenan Thompson (Teddy), Tara Wilson (Screaming Woman), Ben Cotton (Fweddy)
Similar movies  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Halloween II, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween
Tagline  The most feared monsters in cinematic history have met their match...

Stan Helsing is a 2009 Canadian-American horror comedy parody film, known in some parts of Asia as Scary Movie 5, in Italy as Horror Movie and in Germany as Mega Monster Movie. Like Scary Movie, it parodies horror films, TV shows, people and pop cultural events.

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Plot

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Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) is an underachieving employee at a video rental store named Schlockbuster whose personal mottos are "Don't get involved" and "Don't talk about it". His teen-aged boss Sully orders him to drop off a bag of movies to the mother of the store's owner or risk not having a job Monday morning. Despite his arguments, he agrees to the request and manages to get his friend Teddy (Kenan Thompson), his ex-girlfriend Nadine (Diora Baird) and ditsy blond massage therapist Mia (Desi Lydic) to take him there before they attend a Halloween party, even though it's on the other side of town.

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En route, the group encounters a traffic jam and, to Stan's surprise, he spots Chucky, the living doll (Jeff Gulka), who makes obscene gestures that no one else notices in the van of a MILF next to them. Because of this disturbance, they miss their exit and decide to take a shortcut on which they hit a dog named Sammy Boy and inadvertently asked the dog's owner for help who then threatens to kill them for murdering his beloved dog. After fleeing the scene, Teddy picks up a hitchhiker, but after learning he was convicted of murdering nurses they violently throw him from the moving vehicle. They come across a gas station where the perverted owners tell Stan that he may be related to the legendary Abraham Van Helsing, the monster hunter. They depart and after finding Stormy Night Estates, they discover the attendants never put gas into the car. They come across a local bar and meet the ire of the townsfolk in a bad attempt of Karaoke while singing Johnny Cash's song Ring of Fire.

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After they leave, they discover that all the citizens, including their waitress, Kay (Leslie Nielsen), were actually dead due to a massive fire that consumed the town ten years earlier. They encounter several monsters including Pinhead, Jason Voorhees, Chucky, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, and a Jewish Michael Myers. They are given weapons by an extroverted altar boy who is so very close to becoming a priest who informs Stan of his destiny and that he is Van Helsing's descendant, arming them with various weapons before kicking them out of his church. The townsfolk offer a competition in which Stan and his friends compete against the monsters in Karaoke. The humans are unanimously voted as the winners, but the monsters refuse to leave town. Disobeying his policy of never getting involved, Stan turns each of the monsters' weaknesses against them, soundly defeating them and feeding them to Sammy who had been brought back to vicious life (a'la Pet Sematary). The group calls a cab and they leave the town as heroes. During the trip home, Nadine discovers how much she cares for Stan and kisses him. Teddy suggest kissing Mia, but she rebuffs with a lap dance offer instead which he gladly accepts. The movie ends with the taxi cab driving away and the sound of moaning.

Cast

  • Steve Howey as Stan Helsing
  • Diora Baird as Nadine
  • Kenan Thompson as Teddy
  • Desi Lydic as Mia
  • Leslie Nielsen as Kay
  • Travis MacDonald as Hitcher
  • Chad Krowchuk as Sully
  • Darren Moore as Crazy
  • Jeremy Crittenden as Altar Boy
  • Jeff Gulka as Lucky (spoof of Chucky from Child's Play)
  • Ken Kirzinger as Mason (spoof of Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th)
  • Ben Cotton as Fweddy (spoof of Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street)
  • Lee Tichon as Michael Cryers (spoof of Michael Myers from Halloween)
  • Twan Holliday as Pleatherface (spoof of Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
  • Charles Zuckermann as Needlehead (spoof of Pinhead from Hellraiser)
  • Hilary Strang as Hippie Lady
  • Ray G. Thunderchild as Husband
  • John DeSantis as Frankenstein's Monster
  • Ryan Steele as the Wolfman
  • Jeremiah Sird as Idiot Indian
  • Soundtrack

    Although no soundtrack album was released the film includes songs by Pluto, The Saturday Knights, Davernoise and covers of songs by Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline and Village People.

    The music was composed by Ryan Shore.

    Reception

    Stan Helsing was panned by critics. It hold a rating of 17% "rotten" on Rotten Tomatoes.

    References

    Stan Helsing Wikipedia
    Stan Helsing IMDb Stan Helsing themoviedb.org


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