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Length
  
58:36

Release date
  
19 March 1996

Label
  
HevyDevy Records

Artist
  
Devin Townsend

Producer
  
Devin Townsend

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Released
  
March 19, 1996 (1996-03-19)

Punky Brüster – Cooked on Phonics (1996)
  
Ocean Machine Biomech (1997)

Genres
  
Heavy metal, Punk rock, Parody music

Similar
  
Devin Townsend albums, Heavy metal albums

Punky Brüster – Cooked on Phonics is the debut studio album by Canadian musician Devin Townsend, originally released as Cooked on Phonics under the fictional band name Punky Brüster. It was released on Townsend's label, HevyDevy Records, on March 19, 1996. It is a metal/punk rock parody concept album written by Townsend. Cooked on Phonics tells the story of a fictitious death metal band "from South Central Poland" called Cryptic Coroner that sells out their metal look and sound to become a commercial punk rock band called Punky Brüster (the band's name is a pun on the 80's U.S. television series Punky Brewster). At the end of the track "Larry-O," Townsend says the album took "A week-and-a-half to write, six days to record, 12 hours to mix."

Contents

Track listing

All tracks written by Devin Townsend.

Personnel

Each member of the project is credited under two aliases, the first as a Punky Brüster member, and the second as a Cryptic Coroner member.

  • Devin Townsend:
  • Dr. Skinny – main vocals, guitar
  • Lord Stenchlor – Brutal sword of Baphomet's greasy spoon
  • John Randahl Harder:
  • Squid Vicious – bass, vocals
  • Jokor, King of the Orcs – Battering old containers of poop strewn from the bowels of pure nasty Hell
  • Adrian White:
  • Dances with Chickens – drums, hysteria
  • Underwator – Rotting corpse sucker from the world beyond the one before the last one
  • Additional vocalists and musicians

  • Chris Valagao (E. Val Mescal) – vocals on "Oats Peas Beans & Barley"; total uncleanliness
  • Jed Simon (Ace Longback) – background vocals, skulking, hot pants rocker baby
  • Byron Stroud (Stoolie B. Flames) – vocals; textures; club owners; moocher of gear
  • Bob Wagner (Velvet Kevorkian) – who did nothing, but has a honkin' name
  • Chief Dontsmoken – bad hair; foreign guy; sleepless anarchy
  • Pete of Shit – old gay punk dude; baby onions; chauffeur to the stars
  • Surrey Wagner – drums when DWC was out conquering Gauls in Norway
  • Diananator – groupie extrordinaire
  • Songs

    1Recipe for Bait7:26
    2Fake Punk2:21
    3EZ$$4:13

    References

    Punky Brüster – Cooked on Phonics Wikipedia