Pretty Little Dutch Girl

Lyrics

The lyrics of the song vary considerably. British versions of this rhyme differ significantly, perhaps because many of the allusions in the rhyme were unknown to British children at the time. Common versions include:

I am a pretty little Dutch girl,As pretty as I can be, be, be,And all the boys in the baseball teamGo crazy over me, me, me.My boy friend’s name is Fatty,He comes from the Senoratti,With turned-up toes and a pimple on his nose,And this is how the story goes:

Variation 1

I am a pretty little Dutch girlAs pretty as I can beAnd all the boys in the neighborhoodAre crazy over meMy boyfriend's name is MelloHe comes from the land of JelloWith pickles for his toes and a cherry for his noseAnd that's the way my story goes

Variation 2

I am a pretty little Dutch girl,As pretty as pretty can be,And all the boys around the blockGo crazy over me.My boyfriend's name is Billy,He comes from good ole Philly,With a cherry on his noseAnd ten fat toes,And that's the way my story goes.My boyfriend gave me peaches,My boyfriend gave me pears,My boyfriend gave me fifty centsAnd kissed me on the stairs.I gave him back his peaches,I gave him back his pears,I gave him back his fifty centsAnd kicked....him....down.....the.....stairs!

Variation 3

I am a pretty little Dutch girl,As pretty as I can be be beand all the boys in the neighborhoodcome chasing after me me me.My boyfriend's name is Tony,he comes from the land of bologna,with a pickle on his nose and 3 sore toesand that's the way the story goes!One day he gave me peaches,one day he gave me pears,one day he gave me 50 centsand took me to the fair!After the fair was over,I asked him to take me home,he ran off with another girland left me all alone!I gave him back his peaches.I gave him back his pears.I gave him back his 50 cents,and kicked him down the stairs!

Variation 4

I am a pretty little Dutch girlAs pretty as pretty can be.And all the boys around the blockGo crazy over me.I hate to do the dishesI hate to do the choresBut I love to kiss my boyfriendBehind the kitchen door.One day while I was walkingI heard my boyfriend talkingTo a pretty little girlwith strawberry curlsand this is what he said:I L-O-V-E love youAll the T-I-M-E timeAnd I will K-I-S-S kiss youIn the D-A-R-K dark.

Variation 5 (Western Canada, 1960s)

I am a pretty little Dutch girl,As pretty as pretty can be, be, be,And all the boys on the baseball teamare chasing after me, me, me.My father came from England,My mother came from France, France, France.My boyfriend came from the USAto teach me how to dance, dance, dance.My boyfriend gave me apples,My boyfriend gave me pears, pears, pears.My boyfriend gave me fifty centsand kissed me up the stairs, stairs, stairs.I gave him back his apples,I gave him back his pears, pears, pears.I gave him back his fifty centsand kicked him down the stairs, stairs, stairs....with a pickle on his nose and 3 sore toes,that's the way it goes, goes, goes.

Variation 6

I am a pretty little Dutch girlAs pretty as pretty can beAnd all the boys around my blockGo crazy over me!I had a boyfriend, PattyWho comes from CincinnatiWith 48 toes and a pickle on his noseAnd this is the way my story goes...One day when I was walkin'I heard my boyfriend talkin'To a pretty little girl with a strawberry curlsAnd this is what he said to her...I L-O-V-E, love youto K-I-S-S, kiss youyes K-I-S-S, kiss you inthe D-A-R-K dark boom boom!

Variation 7

I am a pretty little Dutch girlAs pretty as pretty can beand all the boys in my hometownare crazy over meMy boyfriend's name is Chicohe came from Puerto Ricowith a rubber noseand 28 toesand this is how my story goesOne day as I was walkingI heard my Chico talkingto a pretty little girlwith strawberry curlsand this is what he said to herI L-O-V-E love youI K-I-S-S kiss youI K-I-S-S kiss youin the D-A-R-K dark dark dark

Variation 8

I am a pretty little dutch girl,As pretty as can be be be,And all the boys on the baseball team,Go crazy after me me me!One day they gave me peaches,One day they gave me pears pears pears,One days they gave me 50 cents and took me to the fair fair fair.And when the fair was over,I asked them to take me home home home,They said they had another date and left me all alone lone lone.I gave them back their peaches,I gave them back their pears pears pears,I gave them back their 50 cents and kicked them down the stairs stairs stairs!

Variation 9 (Northwest England, 2010s)

My boyfriend gave me an appleMy boyfriend gave me a pearMy boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips, and he threw me down the stairsI gave him back his appleI gave him back his pearI gave him back kiss on the lips, and I threw him down the stairsI threw him over LondonI threw him over FranceI threw him over the football pitch, and he lost his underpantsHis underpants were yellowHis underpants were greenHis underpants were black and white, and smelt like rotten cheeseVariation 10 (Austin, Texas 1960s) Given the actions that went with this, I assume this went through music halls.I am a pretty little Dutch girlAs pretty as pretty can be [neighborhood debate whether this should be As pretty as I can be]And all the boys around the blockAre crazy over me.My boyfriend's name is Harry.He comes from Paris, FranceWith turned up toes and a pimple on his noseAnd this is the way my story goes.My boyfriend gave me apples,My boyfriend gave me pears.My boyfriend gave me fifty centsAnd took me to the fair.One day as I was walkingI heard my boyfriend talkingTo a pretty little girl with a strawberry curland this is what he said to her:I L-O-V-E, love you.I K-I-S-S, kiss you.I K-I-S-S, kiss youOn your F-A-C-E, face, face, face.I gave him back his applesI gave him back his pearsI gave him back his fifty centsAnd threw him down the stairs.I threw him over London.I threw him over France.I threw him over [substitute wherever here]And he lost his underpants.I have a little brother.His name is Tiny TimI put him in the bathtubTo see if he could swimHe drank up all the waterHe ate up all the soapHe tried to eat the bathtubBut it wouldn't go down his throatOh, Suzy called the doctor,Oh, Suzy called the nurse,Oh, Suzy called the ladyWith the alligator purse.in walked the doctor,In walked the nurse,In walked the ladyWith the alligator purse.Out walked the doctor,Out walked the nurse,Out walked the ladyWith the alligator purse.My boyfriend's name is Harry.He comes from Paris, FranceWith turned up toes and a pimple on his noseAnd this is the way my story goes.Variation 9

I am a pretty little Dutch girl, As pretty as can be, And all the boys around the block are crazy over me, me, me. My boyfriend's name is Chaim, He comes from yerushalayim, With a pickle up his nose and three black toes, And this is how my story goes. One day when I was walking, I saw my boyfriend talking To a pretty little girl with a strawberry curl And this is what he said to her: I L-O-V-E love you, I K-I-S-S kiss you. And he fell in the lake, And he swallowed a snake, And he came out with a bellyache.

Story told within the song

The rhyme (and at least some of its variants) tells the story of an extremely beautiful girl (of Dutch descent, hence the song's title) who is popular with boys (particularly around the neighborhood, block or the whole town) and has a rather unattractive boyfriend; some versions mention that the boyfriend dumps the pretty Dutch girl in favor of an even prettier girl. The Dutch girl is often depicted from illustration to illustration wearing traditional Dutch clothing, complete with ribbon-adorned long braids in her hair, wooden shoes and (occasionally exaggerated) Dutch cap.

Origins and distribution

The origins of the rhyme are obscure. The tune of the song is similar to "A Sailor Went to Sea" and "Miss Suzie Had A Steamboat" (though some notes are removed to account for the double-syllable words "pretty" and "little", and some notes are added in). The earliest record found so far is for New York around 1940. It seems to have spread over the USA by the 1950s and reached Britain in 1959, where it was taken up very quickly across the country to become one of the most popular skipping rhymes among girls.

Use in children's media

In the Wee Sing Video Series video Grandpa's Magical Toys, the song is represented and sung by a blonde-haired Barbie-like doll in Dutch traditional costume aptly named "Dutch Girl" (played by Jacqueline "Jacque" Drew) that enjoys jump-roping and is very concerned about the red ribbons tying her long braids together; she even gets very emotional when those ribbons come undone (she prefers them to be straight), but the three shrunken children in the movie (named Peter, David and Sara) talk her out of her moping and convince her that her then-straight ribbons aren't the reason why she played with them. Convinced, she then wears her ribbons undone throughout the rest of the movie, and her dress seem to be falling apart by the movie's end. She even says that Pretty Little Dutch Girl is "my [her] song" when she is introduced to the three kids, and she also has a tendency to prattle. (5:01)

In the Australian animated film Dot and the Kangaroo, two hopping mice near the end of the waterhole scene sang a song about a bushgirl who's pretty to the tune of Pretty Little Dutch Girl after they see Dot touching the bandicoot and scaring it and made the bandicoot jump in the waterhole where Dot laughs on what she did and the hopping mice laugh as well, so they did the same thing Dot did. One of the hopping mice pushed the other one into the waterhole.