Plague Soundscapes

Track listing

1. "Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form" – 0:41
2. "Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy" – 0:59
3. "Solar Panel Asses" – 0:26
4. "Live from the Russian Compound" – 0:59
5. "Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us" – 0:52
6. "Wet Dream War Machine" – 1:24
7. "Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here" – 1:07
8. "Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?" – 0:52
9. "Teenage Mustache" – 0:55
10. "How to Become a Virgin" – 0:44
11. "Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better" – 1:29
12. "Late for a Double Date with a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet" – 0:46
13. "File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'" – 0:54
14. "Practiced Hatred" (Crossed Out cover) – 0:34
15. "Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?" – 1:06
16. "The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office" – 0:47
17. "Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears" – 0:42
18. "Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?" – 1:17
19. "Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch" – 0:40
20. "Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics with Delusions of Grandeur" – 0:52
21. "Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again" – 1:03
22. "Priest with the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed" – 0:33
23. "Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes" – 1:21

Personnel