Phallus in Wonderland

Plot

The film has a fairly crude and unfocused plot, but the movie essentially tells the tale of Gwar's conflict with the Morality Squad, after the theft of Oderus Urungus' "Cuttlefish of Cthulhu" (or penis). In the mean time, GWAR is called to New York City to shoot a commercial for "GWAR cereal": a cornflake-like food that is sprinkled with cocaine rather than sugar, thus turning the kids eating the cereal into addicts.

As the Morality Squad prepares for their attack on GWAR, their religious representative, Father Bohab, is convicted of child molestation and sodomy towards a twelve-year-old choirboy. Despite the clear evidence of Bohab's crimes, the Squad feel he was framed by GWAR (particularly by the band's manager, Sleazy P. Martini, who took part in exposing him); he is later released and the charges are dropped. Later, while Bohab is picketing against GWAR along with other protestors, GWAR and Sleazy brutally attacks the crowd, culminating in the disembowelment of Bohab and him being sodomized with his own cross.

GWAR then travels to a nightclub, where they all become wasted on cocaine. The next morning, the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu (having escaped the Morality Squad's grasp) reunites with a hungover Oderus, and warns them of the imminent attack by the Morality Squad. After a tough battle, GWAR emerges victorious over the Morality Squad. Later, the giant T-Rex, Gor-Gor, is born and begins attempting to destroy the world. GWAR then engage in another battle with their tyrannic offspring, eventually killing it as well. The movie fades out as the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu is happily reunited with Oderus Urungus.

Print Status

Phallus in Wonderland was released on VHS in 1992, and DVD in 1999, but has been out of print in either format since 2002 (some sources give 1994 as the year for the VHS). Metal Blade and Slave Pit both carry the remaining VHS copies, and neither have the DVD. There is some confusion as to who actually owns the rights to this film, with Metal Blade saying that Slave Pit is the owner (and that they are in the re-negotiation process), and Slave Pit stating the exact opposite.

Because of this, copies of both have been hard to find and has led to some cases of people selling them for as much as $120.00.

On January 8, 2008, Metal Blade Records re-released the DVD. The DVD special features include instant scene access, options to play songs only and curtain call. The DVD's come in a variety of colors, such as blue and black, and also have a phallus etched onto them.

Director Aliases

"Distortion Wells" is the pseudonym for Bill Morrison, who would later direct the music video to "Saddam A Go-Go." "Judas Bullhorn" is Canadian Director/Musician Blair Dobson. Despite being nominated for a Grammy, neither Dobson or Morrison were ever paid for months of work on the project and Dobson, after initiating the project between his company and Slave Pit /Metal Blade left halfway through shooting.

In the Bohab Central forums, Mike Bishop (who played Beefcake the Mighty at the time) claims that this use of outside directors led to serious tension between himself (it was his doing) and Hunter Jackson (the founder of Slave Pit), and was a major factor in his departure the following year.

Flattus Maximus

As with the album America Must Be Destroyed (upon which this film is based), Phallus in Wonderland does not have a distinct Flattus Maximus character. A friend of the band's, nicknamed "Stretch," filled the role for the few scenes in which Flattus appears, and is killed in the "Gor-Gor" video.

Track listing

1. "Crack in the Egg"
2. "Have You Seen Me?"
3. "The Road Behind"
4. "The Morality Squad"
5. "Gor-Gor"
6. "Ham on the Bone" (Credits)