Marjorie Dawes

Character synopsis

Marjorie Daw's name is derived from the traditional children's nursery rhyme, "See Saw Margery Daw." According to her biography in the "Little Britain Live" program guide, she was married to Melvyn Dawes until 1997. Melvyn is not depicted in the series, nor are their twin sons, Pinky and Perky. Additionally, the comedy show "Shooting Stars" establishes that the character George Dawes is another one of her sons. Marjorie has an estranged sister, Barbara (played by David Walliams in the second TV series), whom she insists her mother cuts out of her will.

It is repeatedly demonstrated that Majorie is a bigot. in Little Britain the character is known for her fatist comments towards others. She frequently addresses her FatFighters group as 'Fatties'. She's also portrayed as homophobic. When American talk show host, comedian, and actress Rosie O'Donnell appears on the premiere of Little Britain USA, Marjorie refers to O'Donnell's sexuality; her successful talk show, which ran, in Marjorie's words, "until Ellen DeGeneres filled [Rosie's] slot". Another of the character's foils is her attitude to other races, consistently pretending not to understand anyone who isn't of the same ethnic background. Majorie is also played as someone who is illiterate. Whilst using a flip chart, she frequently writes "chocolate" incorrectly. In a sketch shown in the first episode, she writes "choclit"; in third episode of series 3, she writes "chucklet"; and in the final episode of series 3 she writes "choglud". In Little Britain USA, she also misspells "ice cube" as "ice koob".

Marjorie has appeared in every Little Britain episode to date including the Comic Relief Special.

Occupation

Marjorie Dawes is portrayed as a representative of a fictional weight loss programme known as FatFighters which is a parody of weight loss clubs. Marjorie is responsible for promoting the FatFighters diet to a group of hopeful slimmers. The group members include Paul (Paul Putner), Pat (Joann Condon), Tanya (Leelo Ross), Dave (Stephen Aintree) and Meera (Charu Bala Chokshi). Unfortunately for the group Marjorie's diet advice and people skills make her the least qualified person for someone in her position. Marjorie will consistently patronise each member of the group and belittle any effort they put into losing weight. She'll happily throw weight related insults at them and be completely oblivious to the hurt it causes.

Marjorie exhibits racial bias towards Meera, who is a British Indian. Not only does she belittle Meera by constantly pronouncing her name incorrectly, for example Mary or Moira, but also, regardless of Meera's ability to fluently speak English, Marjorie will pretend she can't understand a word she says and ask her to repeat herself several times over until another group member steps in. When in America, she behaved similarly towards a Latino woman in Little Britain Abroad and a Mexican woman in Little Britain USA.

The FatFighters diets Marjorie promotes are generally counterproductive to her group. One diet used by FatFighters is the "Half-the-Calories" diet. This involves cutting food in half, therefore giving it half the calories and because it's half the calories a person can have twice as much. Marjorie is also a great believer in diets that involve eating dust, as dust, of course, has no fat in it, so someone can have as much dust as they like. In the Little Britain script book for series 2, there is a FatFighters diet sheet that includes meals involving dust such as 'Dustburger', 'Full English Dust' and 'Pain au Dust'. The sheet includes a message at the bottom that says "It's not easy, but good luck and remember - you are fat, loathsome scum".* As a result of such dietary advice, the group members often find other methods to lose weight much to the disgust of Marjorie who regards them traitors.

Another aspect that challenges Marjorie’s suitability for her job is the fact she is overweight herself, although she does claim to be at her target weight, despite being approximately 15 stone and 8½ pounds (99 kg). This is easily explained when Marjorie's own eating habits are shown, often doing exactly what she tells the FatFighters not to do. During sketches, she will occasionally try to hide from the group and eat large amounts of food in the mistaken belief the group cannot see or hear what she's doing.

She was suspended at the end of the first series of Little Britain, but is again seen in charge of FatFighters at the start of the second, and appears again in the third. She later went to America to teach a FatFighters group but was arrested in Little Britain Abroad.

Comeuppance

At the beginning of Series 2, real-life slimmer Vanessa Feltz visits the FatFighters group to give them some genuine advice. After witnessing a lot of Marjorie's insulting behaviour Vanessa calls her "a total cow". Marjorie spits on her soon after.

In the final episode of series three, tired of Marjorie's constant insults and mocking, the FatFighters demand an apology when she again makes fun of member Pat's weight. However, when she finally manages to force out a "sorry", only to follow it up seconds later with, "that you're so fat!", the FatFighters decide they have had enough and leave, reassuring Marjorie they won't be returning. Marjorie says she could not help "that you're so fat!" coming out.

In the first part of the following episode entitled Little Britain Abroad Marjorie was sent by FatFighters to take a class in the USA. However, she quickly found out her usual breed of racism, rudeness and general attitude were even less welcome there and she was subsequently arrested. Meanwhile, back in England, her normal class is taken by her Texan counterpart Blanche (played by David Walliams), who seems to be the complete opposite of Marjorie, such as being extremely nice to everyone, but at the end, she is revealed to be a member of the Ku Klux Klan. She did however share the way Marjorie couldn't understand Meera.

Catchphrases

Marjorie has many catchphrases, and most involve over stressing various words.

Examples include:

She also addresses a Fat Fighter as "my sweetness", "my love", "pet", or something else non-derogatory, yet very patronising. She is also obsessed with cake, often adopting a deep male voice for saying, "I like cake!", even going so far as to adopt a fake German accent, saying, "I VANT ZE CAKE!" She once yelled out at Pat in a Jamaican voice, "WHOA, MOMMA, YOU FAT!!" after seeing a photo of Pat on her wedding day.

Meera

Played by: Charu Bala Chokshi
Meera, also called Moira or Mary, is a British Indian (Pakistani in the radio series) and probably Marjorie's main victim. Although Meera speaks perfect English, Marjorie will force her to repeat whatever she said several times, and occasionally, after dismissing her comment, will use Meera's comment as her own. In one sketch, while Marjorie lists unhealthy foods suggested by the group, she interprets Meera's suggestion of "fish and chips" to be some kind of curry. In another, Meera won the lottery, and Marjorie was uncommonly nice to Meera in an attempt to receive some money - at one point, even mumbling under her breath "Money, money, money, give it to me". However, in one episode where Marjorie is shopping Meera is at the till, and as she says "hello Marjorie", Marjorie does reply "oh, hello, Meera" so obviously Marjorie can understand Meera, she just pretends not to.

Paul

Played by: Paul Putner
Paul is one of Marjorie's victims of insults (in the first series, Marjorie only seemed to pick on him and Meera). When he tells her he had Ryvita for breakfast, she retorts "what did you have on it, lard?". He and Marjorie once had sex after spending a drunken night together. Paul is now married to, and expecting a child with, fellow Fat Fighter Pat, Marjorie was not invited to the wedding. She was also not invited to a party celebrating the wedding that was to take place after the FatFighters session. She leaves, telling the group the enjoy themselves, then flips a table full of food over as she leaves.

Pat

Played by: Joann Condon
Pat (also known as "Fat Pat" and "Fatty Patty Boom Boom"), became a victim of Marjorie in the second series. Marjorie, after forcing Pat to try two eclairs to try and guess which one was low-fat, promptly shoved the high-fat eclairs into Pat's mouth, and then made her spit them out, and told her she "had let everybody down". Marjorie then tells her she has some non-existent cream in her hair, so Marjorie cuts a large chunk of hair off. Pat is married to, and expecting a child with, fellow Fat Fighter Paul.

Tania

Tania is another member of FatFighters. Her husband left her, to which Marjorie remarks "Yeah, he would've done". Marjorie describes her as "fat and old", and later remarks "oh, she stinks an' all". When Tania makes banoffee pie, Marjorie scolds her, saying "you are playing Russian Roulade (sic) with these fatties lives. If one of these fatties has one bite of this, they could drop down dead. Shame on you Tania, boo hiss boo!", and then places the pie in her handbag. (The sentence saying the Regional 4 DVD for the 3rd Series subtitle stating the subtitles were wrong was removed as Marjorie did actually say "Tell 'em yeah" as she was speaking about not understanding Meera.)

Other related characters

Other FatFighters include:

Impact

Newspapers have been known to reference the character in real life situations. When covering a new slimming medication in the form of powder, they linked the story to Marjorie promoting consumption of dust as a valid diet. The Mirror ran an article on a real life Slimming World leader who struggled to cope with her own diet, likening her situation to that of Marjorie Dawes. The Telegraph referred to a "Marjorie Dawes Syndrome" when covering a story about a man's battle to lose weight. Tracy Kelleher, an actress who played one of the FatFighters, was covered in a story about her own weight loss prompted by her appearance in Little Britain.