Years active 1981–1995, 1997 | Website www.macclads.co.uk | |
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Members Guttley McFat, Stez Stinks, The Bloater, Uncle Knobhead Albums Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy, Bitter - Fit Crack, 20 Golden Crates, The Beer Necessities, From Beer to Eternity |
The macc lads coffee sex and johnny bags
The Macc Lads were a punk and hard rock band from Macclesfield, Cheshire, England. Self-proclaimed the "rudest, crudest, lewdest, drunkest band in Christendom", the Macc Lads used irreverent, zany, foul-mouthed and politically incorrect lyrics; common lyrical themes were drinking, sexism and homophobia. Active from 1981 to 1995 the band now tend to be regarded more favourably by music historians, in contrast to the reaction the band generated in their heyday.
Contents
- The macc lads coffee sex and johnny bags
- Macc lads news broadcast
- Concerts
- Break up and subsequent media appearances
- Band members
- Albums
- EPs
- Compilations
- Videos
- Songs
- References

Macc lads news broadcast
Concerts

The band were prevented from entering or ejected from gigs in Macclesfield, London, Huddersfield, Bury, Cornwall, Blackpool, Colchester, Hull, Newcastle, Cleethorpes, Northampton, Leeds, Wigan, Lincoln, Bolton, Mansfield, Portsmouth, Cheltenham, Norwich and the United States.

A concert at the Birmingham Hummingbird in 1989 resulted in thousands of pounds worth of damage by fans. Vandalism included scaffolding being pulled apart and thrown onstage as well as a broken toilet, pots of paint and ashtrays. Band members McCavity and Muttley suffered cut heads and fans went on stage to fight road crew and stage security members Lockstock and Mungo.
The Lads' website states that at a gig in Cheltenham in 1991 a "bag of hot sick" was thrown at the band.
The band played their 500th and final public gig at Nottingham Rock City on 4 December 1995.
Break up and subsequent media appearances
The band last performed at a private show in 1997 for Muttley's local football team in Macclesfield. The line up was the four-piece of Muttley, Winston Dread, Al O'Peesha and Johnny Mard. In 1999, Stez Styx, The Beater, Muttley and Al O'Peesha reunited for an interview at the Ivy House pub, Macclesfield for The Bear's Head fan website. This was conducted by long term Macc Lads fan and Bears's Head fansite contributor Lance Manley, also known as Liquid Goblin.
On 23 June 2015 The Guardian newspaper published an article by Ian Gittins in which he put a satirical interpretation on the Macc Lads' lyrics and said that they had arrived "too early" in music history to not be taken at face value. The article stated that they were ultimately "a coarse yet clever spoof". Muttley McLad himself rejected this description, saying "There was no ulterior motive, The Guardian are reading too much into it. Making us out to be witty, intelligent satirists is probably the worst thing that’s ever been said about us."
In November 2015 a 5-minute documentary by The Beater's son Joe Conning was made and published on 2 January 2016 on YouTube and social media. The video is another reunion of the original line up with Muttley, The Beater and Stez Styx giving insights into lyrics the band wrote plus reflections on their success. Also contributing was long term "affiliate" Bammy the Bamster who is mentioned in a couple of the band's songs.
On Saturday February 25th 2017 The Macc Lads members Muttley McLad, The Beater, Johnny Mard and Chorley the Hord reunited for a gig as F.I.L.F with Bammy the Bamster on vocals. This was not an official Macc Lads reunion but was the first time in since 1988 that Muttley, Chorley and Beater have played in the same band and the first time that Chorley and Mard have shared a stage. The band is an ongoing project who apparently will not be playing any Macc Lads material in their shows.
Band members
The only member to be with the band throughout their career was Muttley McLad, real name Tristan O'Neill, who performed vocals, bass, and wrote lyrics. Other band members included:
Other vocalists:
Albums
EPs
Compilations
Videos
Songs
Sweaty BettyBeer & Sex & Chips n Gravy · 1985
Now He's a PoofBeer & Sex & Chips n Gravy · 1985
No Sheep 'til BuxtonAn Orifice And A Genital · 1993