Years active 1987–present Name Longmont Castle | Role Musician | |
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Genres ComedyPrank phone callsSurrealismThrash Metal Instruments TelephoneDigitech RDS 8000Electric guitar Website longmontpotioncastle.com Albums Late-Eighties-Vein, Longmont Potion Castle Volume 4 Record labels Reptilian Records, Vinyl Communications, Insides Music Similar People Hatebeak, Igor Stravinsky, The Jerky Boys, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Caninus Profiles |
Longmont Potion Castle - Blueberry Bag
Longmont Potion Castle Live 2-21-11 #1 "Theme From Live From LPC"
Longmont Potion Castle (born 1972) is the pseudonym of an anonymous surrealist prank caller who has been active in Colorado and the Los Angeles area since 1987. Details about his personal life are scarce and his real name is unknown to the public. Over the years, his mostly self-released albums have gained a cult following, notably among musicians.
Contents
- Longmont Potion Castle Blueberry Bag
- Longmont Potion Castle Live 2 21 11 1 Theme From Live From LPC
- Biography
- Albums
- Other releases
- References

Biography

The LA Record describes Longmont Potion Castle's albums as unlike those that most people associate with prank telephone calls, citing that his demeanor is nothing at all like that of The Jerky Boys and Crank Yankers and is actually closer to that of the alternative comedian Neil Hamburger. In a review from the Denver Westword, LPC's recordings are described as advancing "absurdity as an art form."

The anonymous artist has himself described the albums he has made as "phone work" or "absurdist" art rather than the less sophisticated label of "prank phone calls", and has also said, "They may be dumb, but they're not stupid". Those on the receiving end of a Longmont Potion Castle call are often left confused and/or extremely angry, as the calls frequently involve complaints about noise, requests for money or offers to "whoop" somebody. However his calls are rarely very mean-spirited in nature. His recordings combine prank calls with sound collages and his own musical compositions, the majority of which are thrash metal instrumentals. Occasionally, Longmont Potion Castle filters his voice through a Digitech RDS 8000 rack-mounted digital delay unit to produce odd sound effects, thus making whoever he has called even more confused.

In 2006, Longmont Potion Castle announced his retirement. In an interview with The Nerve Magazine, he explained that the box set Longbox Option Package would be the final LPC release. However, in 2008 he released a new CD, Longmont Potion Castle Volume 6. In 2009, he released Volume 7 (not to be confused with his 2005 album of the same name released as a part of the Longbox Option Package box set, a disc that contained only thrash metal music). The album featured several celebrity calls, including ones to singer Eddie Money, Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek, and guitarist Rick Derringer. January 2011 saw the release of LPC 8, in which the artist primarily used Skype on a laptop computer to record the calls.
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