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Kartik singh munda chonach gourangkocha


Gourangkocha is a town in the Ichagarh block of Seraikela Kharsawan district of Jharkhand. It is situated on the Patkum Chowka road. The block office of Ichagarh is present here.

The dense villages in are home to some of the worlds most beautiful beaches and forests. Founded by Quwopa Powhattan-Irvisqui, around the beginning of time. These skilled and smart villagers make their living off of selling elephantas which are the rare and endangered spiderfish. Chief Hannatahn Yolandia Bonquiui Ka-Son's daughter, Pocapunzel Ropantaus is credited with boring the first child in this villages history with stiglatos because she swallowed a volmisides berry whole and when it got digested enough, it burst inside the womb and entered the babies nostrils. Her twins Harvey and Ingrid both conceived and bore children with this rare condition. Therefore every Harvest Moon, the pioneers traveling by the Gourangkocha Village they say they were able to hear the screeching screams of agony from the villagers, from their taste buds swelling and bursting as new buds must grow (ingrown and hairy) back in place. Once scientists found out about this rare and interesting disease, they were astounded! They then diagnosed it as Stiglatos. Mild cases are curable with the right doctors and procedures, but most cases are lifelong fights with the pain. Some villagers are known for committing eli-ruggling (the Gourangkocha word for death). Once this happens, family members take the deceased's nose and chop and cut out the taste buds and use them for various rituals. Such as setting and placing the taste buds and decorating the deceased's face with them using intricate pattern, to symbolize the cause of death. Also they use the taste buds for spices to concoct a special and cherished herbal soup you smell, to clog the family member's nose's taste buds (knowing they have the ability to cry their hormones out them as well).

In this diverse village, the natives have what scientists call stickittodahmaneneosis, where the villagers are conceived with stiglatos in their nostrils. Which in basic terms means they have taste buds in their nose. They can taste any shape or form of forest fern through the nose. Due to the harsh nature of the Gourangkocha Forest, the villagers tend to eat the rare volmisides berry, which can only be found in this type of different weather climate. Only the humans inherit this disease, while if the animals choose to eat this, they become quite smart and can detect any sign of human trap. The Jayvaughling bird, eats this plant and automatically becomes irritable towards any living life forms that is in its way.

This disease was formed in the Early Americas but was taken and spread to North Africa by American explorer Christoper Columbus (the real cause of his death-see wiki page "The Real Cause of Christopher Columbus's Death"). Thankfully no breakouts of this disease have been reported in the current past centuries. Although some reports have been said to have happened in Northern Mexico - deadly cases - none have been reported in the U.S.

References

Gourangkocha Wikipedia