Fleshtones vs. Reality

Fleshtones vs. Reality is an album released on Emergo Records in 1987 by The Fleshtones. The album was recorded at the Record Plant in New York City in the fall of 1986 with the exception of two songs, "Return of the Leather Kings" and "Too Late To Run", which were recorded in May 1986 at Axis Sound Studio in Atlanta, Georgia. All songs were composed by band members with the exception of "Treat Her Like A Lady", a cover of the 1971 hit by the Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose.

Contents

• Track listing
• The First Side
• The Other Side
• Personnel
• Additional Personnel
• Songs
• References

The back cover artwork (created and designed by Zaremba ) displays a large image of a person's right hand with about 20 mystical symbols (a triangle, a rectangle, the symbol for infinity, the Astrological symbols for Taurus, Virgo, the Sun, Moon, Jupiter, and Venus, and more) drawn on the palm of the hand in ink. Also highlighted in ink are the "life line" and "heart line"(from palm reading). Photos of the five band members appear where the five fingers should be, surrounded by handwriting identifyng the band members and listing the instruments that they played on the album. The remaining liner notes are also hand written on the album cover at various orientations. A long humorous message to the reader occupying most of the left side of the album reads as follows:

Somebody had to do it! . . . and after waiting four years and studying the prophetic content of 'I'm gonna build me a Cave!' by John Lee Hooker, the FLESHTONES decided to do it themselves! The FLESHTONES are the FIVE ELEMENTS - combining to provide their 'special brand' of alchemy. . . passing the Philosopher's Stone over the discarded - transforming the discredited - rescuing and revivifying the bones rummaged from the musical glue factory. They reverse the rotting affects of reality, creating a world where a playboy (Horst Bucholst)(sic) helps a FBI agent find a kidnapped scientist (That Man in Istanbul). Our kind of world!!! But ask the mealy-mouthed, doesn't the FLESHTONES collective pitching arm ever tire of lobbing 'curve-balls' at boredom and pomposity? Can't anybody stop them? WHO WOULD WANT TO!!! Although internationally known as 'Nice Guys', the FLESHTONES henceforth operate on a SUPER-REVENGE MOTIF, ensuring 'Great Music' - and lots of laughs as their plans invariably explode in their faces. Do not attempt to recreate these stunts at home, merely purchase this LP and let these trained professionals get your kicks for you. GO AHEAD. IT'S ALRIGHT. This is NOT just a brittle snag to break the head-long plunge into the chasm of obscurity. NO - this is a 'rare opportunity' as well a 'standing invitation' from the FLESHTONES to step outside of time and claim the birthright they hold in trust for YOU! The FLESHTONES vs. Reality. . . YOU BE THE JUDGE!!!