You'd Be Surprised

Lyrics

The first verse introduces the shy Johnny and the woman Mary who finds him to be an exceptional lover, although apparently no one else ever has. She explains his appeal in the first chorus. By the second verse, Mary's talking-up of Johnny has resulted in him now being very popular with the ladies. The song leaves any questions about Mary's status unanswered.

The first chorus mentions the Morris Chair, made popular in America by furniture maker Gustav Stickley.

Part of first verse:

Johnny was bashful and shy;Nobody understood whyMary loved him.Everyone wanted to knowHow she could pick such a beauWith a twinkle in her eyeShe made this reply

Parts of various choruses:

He's not so good in a crowdBut when you get him aloneYou'd be surprised;He's kind of scared in a mobBut when he takes you homeYou'd be surprised.He won't impress youRight from the startBut in a week or twoYou'd be surprised.At a party or a ballI've got to admit he's nothing at allBut in a Morris chairYou'd be surprised

Part of second verse:

Mary continued to praiseJohnny's remarkable waysTo the ladiesAnd you know advertising paysNow Johnny's ne'er aloneHe has the busiest phoneAlmost every other dayA new girl will say

Cover versions

Kathy Linden released a version of the song as a single in 1958 that reached #50 on the Billboard pop chart.

The song was recorded by a number of artists, including Billy Murray. Madeline Kahn sang it at Carnegie Hall in 1988 for Berlin's 100 Birthday Celebration. Five years later, Murray would record a similar-themed tune called "Charley, My Boy", which included an instrumental referback to this one. The song was revived by Olga San Juan in the 1946 Bing Crosby/Fred Astaire film, Blue Skies. Additionally, rock band White Hassle recorded a cover of the song for their 2005 album Your Language. The song was also memorably recorded by Marilyn Monroe - with alternate lyrics. It is available on the Marilyn Monroe compilation album titled Anthology.