Whiskey, If You Were a Woman

"Whiskey, If You Were a Woman" is a song written by Mary W. Francis, Johnny MacRae and Bob Morrison, and recorded by American country music band Highway 101. It was released in May 1987 as the second single from the band's self-titled debut album.

The song spent twenty-three weeks on the U.S. Hot Country Singles charts, peaking at number 2. In Canada, it reached Number One on the country music charts published by RPM.