Welcome to the Pleasuredome (song)

Original 1985 single

Despite the group's record label (ZTT) pre-emptively promoting the single as "their fourth number one", an achievement that would have set a new UK record for consecutive number one singles by a debuting artist, "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" peaked at number two in the UK singles chart, being kept off the top spot by the Phil Collins/Philip Bailey duet "Easy Lover". The single spent a total of eleven weeks on the UK chart.

It was the first release by the group not to reach number one and, despite representing a creditable success in its own right, it symbolically confirmed the end of the chart invincibility that the group had enjoyed during 1984. Frankie Goes to Hollywood would not release another record for seventeen months, and they would ultimately fail to emulate their past glories upon their return.

The spoken-word introductions to both 12-inch mixes are adapted from Walter Kaufmann's 1967 translation of Friedrich Nietzsche's The Birth of Tragedy. The recitation on the first 12-inch ("Real Altered") is by Gary Taylor, whilst that on the second 12-inch ("Fruitness") and the cassette is by actor Geoffrey Palmer. It is unknown whether Palmer's concluding "Welcome To The Pleasuredrome" was a genuine mistake or a deliberately scripted one.

This is the only single from the group that was not released on a CD single at that time. "Relax", "Two Tribes" and "The Power of Love" all saw a CD-maxi release in Germany at the end of the '80s. "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" was not given such a release. However, the 7" vinyl single was released in two different mixes, and it was purely random as to which one you ended up with, as both mixes were in identical sleeve designs and carried the same catalogue number. Not only that, but the subtitle used to identify different mixes was identical on both record labels, with only the matrix number on the run out groove giving the game away. The first 7" (matrix 7 A 1 U) carried the normal 7" single mix, which was guitar driven. However, the "secret" alternative mix (matrix 7 A 7 U or 7 A 8 U) was quite different, and featured on the Apple shaped Picture Disc. The subtitle for that disc was 'alternative reel' but on the 7" single the subtitle remained unchanged as 'altered real'. In fact, although appearing to be identical sleeves, the two mixes were actually released in slightly different ones. The standard 7" mix came in a thick paper sleeve, whereas the "secret" one came in a thin paper sleeve.

B-sides

All releases featured either a short, long or even longer version of "Get It On", originally recorded for a BBC Radio 1 session in 1983, plus a faded or full length version of "Happy Hi!", a brand-new song.

Both "Relax (International)" and "Born To Run" are live recordings (with some minor overdubs), based on an actual live appearance on The Tube's "Europe A-Go-Go" in Newcastle during early January 1985.

Video

The video, by Bernard Rose, features the group stealing a car, going to a carnival and encountering all manner of deceptively "pleasureable" activities. The audio soundtrack of the video was included as part of the cassette single.

Promotional releases

In 1984, a few months prior to the album's release, an early instrumental version of the album track was issued as a promotional 12-inch single, entitled "Welcome to the Pleasuredome (Pleasure Fix)", along with a similar early instrumental of "The Only Star in Heaven" (subtitled "Star Fix"). These tracks were subsequently given wider release as part of the B-side to the second 12-inch of "The Power of Love" single.

"Welcome to the Pleasuredome" was also used on several promotional records in the USA during 1985, featuring the following tracks in various combinations:

Track listing

7": ZTT / ZTAS 7 (UK)

1. "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (Altered Real) – 4:20
2. "Get It On" [longer version] (Marc Bolan) — 3:28
3. "Happy Hi!" [fade] (Gill/Johnson/O'Toole) — 3:47

7": ZTT / ZTAS 7 (UK)

1. "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (Alternative Reel) [a.k.a. Escape Act Video Mix] – 5:05
2. "Get It On" [longer version] – 3:28
3. "Happy Hi!" [fade] – 3:47

7": ZTT / PZTAS 7 (UK)

1. "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (Alternative Reel) – 5:05
2. "Get It On" [short version] – 2:32
3. "Happy Hi!" – 4:04

7": Island / 7-99653 (US)

1. "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (Trevor Horn Remix) – 4:20
2. "Relax" (International Live) – 4:26

12": ZTT / 12 ZTAS 7 (UK)

1. "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (Real Altered) – 9:42
2. "Get It On" [short version] – 2:32
3. "Happy Hi!" – 4:04
4. "Relax" (International) (Gill/Johnson/O'Toole) — 4:51

"Relax" (International) was rereleased in 2012 on CD Sexmix Disk 1, Track 6 in a very slightly edited (first words of spoken introduction removed) version.

12": ZTT / 12 XZTAS 7 (UK)

1. "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (a.k.a. Fruitness Mix) – 12:13

1. "Get It On" – 2:32
2. "Happy Hi!" – 4:04
3. "Born to Run" ("live") – 4:49

"Born to Run" was recorded live in Newcastle in January 1985 on the "Europe A Go Go" tour. On other releases this version is labeled as "Born to Run (Live on the tube)"

MC: ZTT / CTIS 107 (UK)

1. "Happy Hi!" (All in the Body) – 1:18
2. "Soundtrack from the "Welcome ..." Bernard Rose Video" – 5:37
3. "Get It On" [even longer version] – 3:56
4. "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" (How to Remake the World) – 10:59
5. "Happy Hi!" (All in the Mind) – 1:05

This complete cassette was slightly edited rereleased in 2012 on CD Sexmix Disk 1, Tracks 1–5. By mistake, the rerelease was originally printed in Monaural and was corrected via a mail-in replacement campaign.

Reissues

The track has periodically been reissued as a single, including during 1993 and 2000. Although these releases have some admirers, and have usefully made available various original mixes on CD for the first time, the accompanying A-side remixes by contemporary DJs have tended on the whole to bear little or no comparison to the spirit of the originals.

Reissues in the group's name have also tended to shun any overt reference to the identity of the original artists, and the reissue artwork has notably featured no images of the group. It has been suggested that this situation may relate to Johnson's successful but acrimonious court case against ZTT in 1989, which freed him (and effectively the other group members) from their unfair contract with the label.

1993 reissues

CD: ZTT / FGTH2CD United Kingdom

1. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Original 7") – 4:22
2. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Brothers In Rhythm Rollercoaster Mix) – 14:36
3. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Elevatorman's Non-stop Top Floor Club Mix) – 6:06
4. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Pleasurefix Original 12" Mix) – 9:41

Track 4 is mislabeled. It's the "Real Altered" version from 12 ZTAS 7.

12": ZTT / FGTH2T United Kingdom

1. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Brothers In Rhythm Rollercoaster Mix) – 14:36
2. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Elevatorman's Non-stop Top Floor Club Mix) – 6:06
3. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Elevatorman's Deep Down Bass-Ment Dub) – 6:02

2000 reissues

CD: ZTT / ZTT 166CD United Kingdom

1. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Sleazesister Album Mix Edit) – 3:35
2. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Nalin & Kane Remix Edit) – 8:00
3. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Sleazesister Anthem Mix) – 7:32

CD: Avex / AVTCDS-296 Japan

1. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Nalin & Kane Full Length Mix) – 11:23
2. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Sander's Coming Home Mix) – 10:18
3. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Paralyzer Remix) – 5:17
4. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Nalin & Kane Dub) – 11:22
5. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Sleazesister Edit) – 3:53
6. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Sleazesister Full Length Club) – 7:32
7. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Pleasurefix Mix) – 9:40

12": ZTT / ZTT 166 T United Kingdom

1. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Nalin & Kane Remix) – 11:23
2. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Sander's Coming Home Remix) – 10:18

2x12": ZTT / ZTT 166 TP United Kingdom

1. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Nalin & Kane Remix) – 11:23
2. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Sander's Coming Home Remix) – 10:18

1. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Paralyzer Remix) – 5:17
2. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Nalin & Kane Dub) – 11:22

12": ZTT / ZTT 166 TPX United Kingdom

1. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Sleazesisters Anthem Mix) – 7:32
2. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Paralyzer Remix) – 5:17
3. "Welcome To The Pleasuredome" (Sleazesister Edit) – 3:53

Other versions

A spoken word version can be heard on the compilation album Poplife Presents: Poplife Sucks.

The instrumental "Into Battle Mix" appears on the soundtrack to the film Toys.