Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book

Humor

Much of the humor derives from a cynical drive to give the reader misleading, harmful advice. A portion of the book originally appeared in a slightly different form in Playboy magazine. Silverstein urges the reader to keep termites as pets, play hopscotch with real Scotch whisky and give Daddy a haircut while he sleeps. He tells the reader that "Mommy loves the baby more than she loves you", and he uses the letter "E", first, to discourage the reader from ever wanting to eat eggs, and then, to encourage the reader to throw eggs up to the ceiling:

E is for egg. See the egg. The egg is full of slimey gooey white stuff and icky yellow stuff. Do you like to eat eggs? E is also for Ernie. Ernie is the genie who lives in the ceiling. Ernie loves eggs. Take a nice fresh egg and throw it as high as you can and yell "Catch, Ernie! Catch the egg!" And Ernie will reach down and catch the egg.

He also misdefines gigolo as a woodwind musical instrument similar to the recorder, assumes the reader can eat as many as 116 green apples in a single day and states that quarantine means, "Come on in, kids. Free ice cream." He also tells kids that there is a real live pony inside the car and elves inside the TV set, repeatedly misspells "hippopotamus" and uses the letter "I" to inform readers that ink can actually be a beverage:

I is for ink. Ink is black and wet. Ink is fun. What can you do with ink? What rhymes with ink? "DR_ _ _."

Of course this is all offered in a humorous vein; nevertheless, some readers have been offended by the satire. Indeed, Silverstein is one of the American Library Association's most challenged authors. While some view the book's humor as directed towards adults, it was Silverstein's belief that children and elderly people should be treated no differently from anyone else.