"The Old Dope Peddler" is a satirical song by Tom Lehrer. It was on Lehrer's first album, Songs by Tom Lehrer from 1953, and a new live recording on Tom Lehrer Revisited in 1960.
The song is a parody of a popular tune well known at the time, "The Old Lamp-Lighter" by Charles Tobias and Nat Simon, which was a hit first for Kay Kyser in 1947, and continued to have popular new recordings to 1960. The sticky-sweet verses of the original asserted that
He made the night a little brighter Wherever he would go The old lamplighter Of long, long agoIt goes on to say that if there were sweethearts in the dark, "he'd pass the light and leave it dark," and concludes by explaining that now, the old lamplighter turns the stars on at night and turns them off at dawn.
Lehrer's parody switches the song's protagonist to "the Old Dope Peddler" selling "powdered happiness". It has lines like this:
He gives the kids free samples because he knows full well that today's young, innocent faces will be tomorrow's clienteleThe song was banned from broadcast by the BBC.
Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by US rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, and on UK electronica duo Akasha's track "Interzone (Tapping A Guitar With Beef On A Lonely Summer Day In Menlo Park)", remixed by Menlo Park on the 1999 album "Cinematique - The Remixes". The song was also covered by Meat Puppets.