Opening: Naughty Bits (as seen in Series 1, but with Theme from Shaft overdubbed).
Ken with TVs: Welcome to the show.
Hot Gossip: Sleazy (by The Village People).
Angry of Mayfair: Too good for you!
Marcel Wave: I'm French, you know.
Captain Kremmen: The Great Cinerama Banana Drama Part I (edited to remove picture of Tony Blackburn).
Percy Fatingapart: Britt Ekland.
Sid Snot: Happy mask of comedy.
Helium Baby: Somewhere else to sleep.
Ken with TVs: That old Cliff Richard clip.
Ken with TVs: Radar Gun.
Marcel Wave: My Guitar.
Kenny's Shot (with Bernard Manning).
Commercial time/Ken with TVs: Finger Power.
Cliff Richard: Too old.
Captain Kremmen: The Great Cinerama Banana Drama Part II (edited version, the most part from Series 2, Episode 2 and some from Series 2, Episode 3).
Billy Banter: The Irish Water Polo Team Joke.
30 Second Theatre: Appointment with Death.
Cliff Richard: Off!
Ken without set: Billy the Dancing Bucket.
Sid Snot: Ballet.
Captain Kremmen: The Great Cinerama Banana Drama Part III.
Helium Baby: Two bottles of milk on a doorstep.
Star Quiz: Michael Aspel (with Lionel Blair).
Angry of Mayfair: Enjoyment isn't everything.
Sid Snot: Pigeons.
Ken with TVs: Part II.
Hot Gossip: "Shaft" Part #1.
Tinselman (intro has been edited out).
Cliff Richard: I'm nearly famous now.
Ken with TVs: Apology to Cliff.
Captain Kremmen: The Great Cinerama Banana Drama Part IV.
Hot Gossip, "Shaft", Part #2.
US Army General: Bomb the Bastards!
Angry of Mayfair: Uhm! I liked that.
Camping exhibition No.1.
Marcel Wave: Adultery.
Sid Snot: Martini.
Captain Kremmen: The Great Cinerama Banana Drama V.
Ken with TVs: This Week's Naughty Bits.
Hot Gossip: "Floyd's Them" (by Natural Juice).
Captain Kremmen: The Great Cinerama Banana Drama VI (edit of Series 2, Episodes 9 & 10).
Brother Lee Love/Parody Music Clip: Hot Gossip.
Silly Cowboy: Postman.
Ken and Cliff Richard: Livin' Doll.
Ken with TVs.
Credit Sequence.
Opening: Naughty Bits.
Ken with TVs: Welcome to the show. See also Happy New Year!
Helium Baby: The old woman who lived in a shoe.
Ken in a shower: Hot Gossip Watching Container.
Hot Gossip: "The No.1 Song in Heaven" (by Sparks).
Sid Snot with David Essex: A bike named Trigger.
Fulcrum: Success with Dick Thrust.
Commercial time: Stench-a-Way.
Brother Lee Love/Parody Music Clip: The best boogie show.
Video Vault (with George the fireman): Technics Cassette Tape advert from Japan.
Sid Snot: Remembering school days?
Hot Gossip: "Money" (by The Lizards).
Captain Kremmen: Free Love.
Björn Borg: A star is Bjorn.
Marcel Wave: The first man you have ever loved?
Cough Man: (Cough).
Commercial time: Hootermatic.
Marcel Wave: This is your life.
Sid Snot with David Essex: Sardines.
Golf playing during gentle music.
Construction workers: Egg and onion sandwiches (with Terry Wogan).
Marcel Wave: Second fiddle.
Mega Star Time: Barry Manilow meets Barbra Streisand.
Sid Snot: What you've got in your bag?
Commercial time: Repel-a-thug.
Fulcrum: Hot Gossip.
Hot Gossip (with Bob Geldof): "The Hardest Part" (by Blondie).
30 Second Theatre: The Inspector Called.
Percy Fatingapart: Life can't be all fun.
Sid Snot: Trouble with bike.
Brother Lee Love/Parody Music Clip: I'm Brother Lee.
Phony phone call: Too much echo.
Silly Cowboy: Act like a man.
Billy Banter: Irish wood worm.
Angry of Mayfair: Recipes.
Eat your guest: Sardine interview.
Commercial time: Fragropan.
Scottish Studios: Taste the tartan.
Sid Snot with David Essex: Gold watch.
Helium Baby: A Watch for my birthday.
Marcel Wave: Hot Gossip Diary.
Captain Kremmen: IQ Test.
Fulcrum: Wonderful and terrible.
Brother Lee Love: Hot Gossip.
Silly Cowboy: Harvey Wallbanger.
Sid Snot: Old People.
Marcel Wave with David Essex: The Mirror.
Captain Kremmen: Traveling light.
Commercial time: Mightyboots.
Brother Lee Love: Hot Gossips' obscene.
George Graft: Backhander.
Sid Snot: Cinema.
Angry of Mayfair with mic: Moronic.
Silly Cowboy: Dying for a drink!
Commercial time/Marcel Wave: Hot Gossip Cereal.
Hot Gossip: "Hot Child in the City" (by Nick Gilder).
Helium Baby: Toilet water.
Russian man: Revolution.
Sid Snot with David Essex: TV off the Back of a Lorrie.
Ken with TVs: Letter from a viewer.
Captain Kremmen: Only three minutes to live.
Star Quiz: Terry Wogan.
Ken with TVs: Thank you for Lord Thames.
Marcel Wave: The Naughty French Strip.
Credits.