Pastafazoola (also known as Pastafazula) is a 1927 novelty song written by the early 20th-century American songwriting duo of Van and Schenck. Borrowing heavily from the Italian standard Funiculì, Funiculà, the song tells of the masterful feats of world-leading individuals who ate the traditional Italian dish, pasta fagioli, which is simple "peasant fare" of pasta and navy beans. Among the individuals mentioned in the song are Babe Ruth, who had hit his sixtieth home run the previous year, singer John McCormack, John D. Rockefeller, Jack Dempsey, Charles Lindbergh, Christopher Columbus and Benito Mussolini.
Van and Schenck recorded the song, as did The Happiness Boys, who used a humorous, fake Italian accent. The latter was recorded on October 13, 1927 at the Edison Studios in New York City for the Victor Talking Machine Company label under record number 20925.