New and Used Hits: The Best of ApologetiX Vol. 1 and 2

Disc 1

1. "Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl?" – 3:34
2. Parody of "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet
3. Previously unreleased.
4. "JC's Mom" – 3:16
5. Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
6. Previously unreleased.
7. mp3 available at http://www.apologetix.com
8. "The Voice of Sodom" – 4:13
9. Parody of "The Boys of Summer" by Don Henley, this recording based on the version by The Ataris.
10. Previously unreleased.
11. "It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah)" – 3:24
12. Parody of "This Love" by Maroon 5
13. Previously unreleased.
14. "Welcome To The Judges" – 4:31
15. Parody of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses
16. Previously unreleased.
17. "Back Intact" – 4:10
18. Parody of "Back In Black" by AC/DC
19. Previously unreleased.
20. "Good News Bookie (Live)" – 3:32
21. Parody of "Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
22. Previously unreleased.
23. "Hotel Can't Afford Ya 2004" – 6:36
24. Parody of "Hotel California" by Eagles
25. Previously unreleased.
26. mp3 available at http://www.apologetix.com
27. "Micah No. 5" – 3:41
28. Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
29. Previously unreleased.
30. "December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night)" – 4:25
31. Parody of "December 1963 (Oh, What A Night)" by The Four Seasons
32. Previously unreleased.
33. "Santa Claus" – 3:34
34. Parody of "Panama" by Van Halen
35. Previously unreleased.
36. "It's Not Eden" – 3:38
37. Parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting
38. Originally featured on Adam Up.
39. "Meshach" - 4:22
40. Parody of "Love Shack" by The B-52's
41. Originally featured on Adam Up.
42. "Lifestyles of The Rich & Nameless" - 3:10
43. Parody of "Lifestyles of The Rich & Famous" by Good Charlotte
44. Originally featured on Adam Up.
45. "Wherever You Will Sow (Live)" - 5:45
46. Parody of "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling
47. Originally featured on Adam Up.
48. "The Devil Went Down To Jordan" - 3:36
49. Parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels Band
50. Originally featured on Grace Period.
51. "Corinthians" - 3:35
52. Parody of "In The End" by Linkin Park
53. Originally featured on Grace Period.
54. "Baa! We're Lambs" - 2:15
55. Parody of "Barbara Ann" originally by The Regents, this version based on the cover by The Beach Boys
56. Originally featured on Grace Period.
57. "Smooth Grandmama (Live)" - 4:25
58. Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson, this version based on the cover by Alien Ant Farm
59. Originally featured on Grace Period.
60. "Life Restored" - 3:19
61. Parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach
62. Originally featured on Keep The Change.

Disc 2

1. "Bethlehemian Rhapsody (2001)" – 5:54
2. Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
3. Originally featured on Keep The Change.
4. "The Real Sin Savior" – 4:09
5. Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
6. Originally featured on Keep The Change.
7. "Story of A Squirrel" – 2:56
8. Parody of "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days
9. Originally featured on Keep The Change.
10. "I Love Apostle Paul (Live)" – 2:38
11. Parody of "I Love Rock and Roll" by Arrows, this version based on the cover by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
12. Originally featured on Spoofernatural.
13. "Pray Now (Lost Art)" – 3:16
14. Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
15. Originally featured on Spoofernatural.
16. "Livin' What Jesus Spoke of" – 4:03
17. Parody of "Livin' la Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
18. Originally featured on Spoofernatural.
19. "Learn Some Deuteronomy (Live)" – 4:11
20. Parody of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard
21. Originally featured on Spoofernatural.
22. "Choirboy" – 4:20
23. Parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock
24. Originally featured on Spoofernatural.
25. "Jail Got Rocked" – 2:22
26. Parody of "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley
27. Originally featured on Biblical Graffiti.
28. "One Way" – 2:57
29. Parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
30. Originally featured on Biblical Graffiti.
31. "Enter Samson" – 5:31
32. Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
33. Originally featured on Biblical Graffiti.
34. "Kick In The Wall" – 3:31
35. Parody of "Another Brick In The Wall" by Pink Floyd
36. Originally featured on Biblical Graffiti.
37. "Put You Down In My Will" - 3:38
38. Parody of "Push" by Matchbox Twenty
39. Originally featured on Biblical Graffiti.
40. "Walk His Way (Live)" - 4:03
41. Parody of "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith
42. Originally featured swag Boys
43. "Narrow Way To Heaven" - 8:03
44. Parody of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
45. Originally featured on Jesus Christ Morningstar.Swa
46. "Love & Kisses (Live)" - 4:07
47. Parody of "Rock and Roll All Nite" by KISS
48. Originally featured on Jesus Christ Morningstar.
49. "Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth" - 3:30
50. Parody of "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the Blowfish
51. Originally featured on Ticked.
52. "People" - 3:29
53. Parody of "Pepper" by Butthole Surfers
54. Originally featured on Ticked.
55. "Bad Dude Risin'" - 2:19
56. Parody of "Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
57. Originally featured on Radical History Tour.
58. "Jacob's Name Is Israel (Live)" - 4:25
59. Parody of "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
60. Originally featured on Radical History Tour.

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