Name Lying Townsend | Died 1900 | |
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James William Emery Townsend (1838-1900), more commonly known as Lying Jim, was the original of Bret Harte’s “Truthful James,” the source of Mark Twain’s Jumping Frog story, and much more. Some scholars say Townsend “was one of the most talented and notorious liars of the Comstock....” He was a member of the Sagebrush School of writers.
Some “Townsendisms”
Mill Creek is so crooked in one place that it is difficult to cross it. We waded it half a dozen times the other day and came out on the same side every time.
The Waters of Mono Lake are so buoyant that the bottom has to be bolted down, and boys paddle about on granite boulders.
Wild onions are plentiful hereabouts, and eaters thereof smell like the back door of a puppy’s nest.
“When thieves fall out honest men get their dues.” But when honest men fall out lawyers get their fees.
The editor of the Pioche Record says “Mrs. Page’s milk is delicious.” We shall soon hear that her husband has weaned him with a club. He knows too much.