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Kosovo (song)

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"Kosovo" is a parody of the Beach Boys hit song "Kokomo". It was produced in 1999 by Seattle radio comedian/radio personality Bob Rivers. It is a direct rip-off of the 1997 version made by Hoezo of the Netherlands, which was never mentioned.

We'll kick some ass, and then we'll see how it goes, and then we really don't know. Good luck to Kosovo.

According to Rivers, "...the intent of the song was to mock my own country for its bullying ways around the world. The idea was to point out how casually the U.S. plays World Police. The song takes on the persona of the U.S. government, ridiculing the fact that we push others around without much concern."

In May, 2005, a group of Norwegian peacekeepers in Kosovo (calling themselves the "Shiptare Boys") parodied the music video for "Kokomo," using Rivers' song with their own hand-held video camera footage. In the parody, the soldiers imitate dance moves and scenes from the original music video in desolate war-torn areas around Kosovo. It was widely broadcast in the Balkans, prompting the Norwegian ambassador to formally apologize.

Nicholas Wood of The New York Times wrote,

The trouble started, Mr. Rivers said, when a group of Norwegian soldiers on peacekeeping duty in Kosovo came upon the song in 2002 and decided to make a rock video of it.

The two-and-half-minute video shows four soldiers miming to the music -- dancing on watchtowers and armored trucks, wearing bulletproof vests over their bare chests, performing routines in their military compound and even splashing mineral water on one another.

Rivers stated about the music video, "The song has been stolen...and I wish there were a way to stop it."

The group Wartist (named for a Group connecting War and the Arts) made an excellent summary, writing in 2009: "10 Years ago, on 24 March 1999, Operation Allied Force had been started, commonly known as the Kosovo War. The satirical version of a Beach Boys song from the USA was used in 2002 by some Norwegian peacekeepers to make a music video, leading to diplomatic disturbance some years later. The result is still amusing – not the least because of the timeless and transferable text."

The last few seconds of the hand-made video show one of the soldiers being hit by a car, but that has been edited out of many of the video postings. Also, when subtitles were put on the song in Serbia, they mistakenly replaced "Milosevic" with the name of a 14th-century Serb hero. The soldiers, the "Shiptare Boys," also known as the "Shqiptare Boys," had all left the Norwegian Army by the time the investigation took place, so no further action was taken.

Lyrics

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go?
Pristina blew up, huh? Head for Macedonia
I'll race ya...

Somewhere far overseas
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where you don't want to go
If you're Albanian at all.

Protecting human rights,
Air strikes and firefights,
And we'll be dropping our bombs
Wherever Serbian bad guys hide
Just up from Kosovo.

Somalia, Grenada,
Or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya, Rwanda,
Wish we coulda helped ya
Iraqi embargo - That's where we got hustled
Ooo, so now we're helping out in Kosovo
We'll kick some ass and then we'll see how it goes
And then we really don't know
Good luck to Kosovo

Mi-lo-se-vic
You sorry son of a bitch

Every time we go
To little places like Kosovo
We never really know
What happens after we go
Tough luck for Kosovo

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go?
Pristina blew up, huh? Head for Macedonia
Oooo from Macedonia down to Kosovo

We'll kick their ass and then we'll see how it goes
And then we really don't know
That sucks for Kosovo!

Somalia, Grenada,
Or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya, Rwanda,
Wish we coulda helped ya
Iraqi embargo
How it ends we don't know...

References

Kosovo (song) Wikipedia