Eugene! Don't Hit 'Em in the Head

Track listing

1. "Dimension Cable" – 1:16
2. "The Boot Pig" – 5:03
3. "Sexual Harassment" – 1:00
4. "Bad Joke Theatre: Pierre the Fighter Pilot" – 1:58
5. "Son of Dimension Cable" – 2:33
6. "Funky Butt Anal Beads" – 0:55
7. "Drunk Guy Vs. Sober Guy" – 4:28
8. "Kick Yo' Damn Ass" – 4:05
9. "Pulp Fiction: Edited for TV" – 1:00
10. "The F.U. Incident" – 1:35
11. "Bar Calls" – 2:43
12. "Mary Poppins" – 1:43
13. "Peepeecutteroffer" – 1:19
14. "A Tooth Story" – 4:30
15. "Dimension Cable Vs. Godzilla" – 2:07
16. "Best of Van Halen" – 0:45
17. "The Bill Paxton Call" – 3:06
18. "Sheckles Bridge" – 1:05
19. "Mimic" – 0:52
20. "Lactating Mamas" – 7:57
21. "Tourettes" – 1:00
22. "Love, Internet Style" – 3:03
23. "Shakespeare Pulp Fiction" – 1:13
24. "Bride of Dimension Cable" – 2:00
25. "Vegetarian" – 1:23
26. "Tossin' Salad with Crotchlick'r Jones" – 5:39
27. "The Real Crotchlick'r Jones" – 1:28
28. Blank track – 0:09
29. Blank track – 0:04
30. Blank track – 0:04
31. Blank track – 0:04
32. Blank track – 0:04
33. Outtake – 0:42