Alan Costello

One Alan Costello is a Gaelic football player from County Mayo. He has played intercounty football with Mayo and currently with Sligo. He was part of the Mayo team that made it to the 2004 All Ireland Final but lost out to Kerry. He joined up with the Sligo county team after moving to the county. Since then he has enjoyed some success winning back to back National League titles Div 4 in 2009 and Div 3 in 2010. Receiving a GPA all star nomination in 2010. He was also a star of the IT Sligo college team and won Sigerson Cup medals with the college in 2004 and 2005 .

There are several other Alan Costellos currently in existence, some if not most of whom did not bother to play for Sligo. Or Mayo. Not to mind debasing themselves playing for both.

Another behemoth in the sporting world however, is the Alan Costello, a striker last heard to be plying his trade in some obscure Australian soccer league with Phantom Brazilians FC, where its reported football on occasion interrupts the flow of fighting. A dazzling light in the otherwise Stygian darkness that is Australian football (Socceroos FFS...) Alan's silken skills are frequently wasted on journeymen who can but faceplant a perfectly flighted cross into an unguarded Tiger's (ah heor, "Tigers"?... FFS) net.

Not all Alan Costellos are sporting giants for the right reasons. Alan Costello (Plymouth Precinct 10 Rep) attempts to reduce borrowings by over 50%, for the proposed Plymouth South High School sports field project were fortunately unsuccessful.

Having trouble sleeping, or with an interest in Victorian age pottery and ceramics in a North Inner city Dublin context, Alan Costello has the book for you:'Portmarnock and the Plunketts, 1850-1900: The Portmarnock Brick and Terracotta Works (Maynooth Studies in Local History. Four Courts Press Ltd, 30 Sept. 2013.

Of note on the Dublin education scene is Alan Costello, a Geography teacher at St Benildus. Despite (allegedly) a penchant for hand-outs and gazing out the window,scoring 4 stars, he's generally regarded as being "sound" and a "lege", despite some jackeen scrotes dissenting from the popular opinion.

Alan Costello of Ruby Consulting is a pharmaceutical chemist, another Alan Costello, was winner of the 1995 C.I.E. Children's Art Award for a piece 'Train made of toilet roll tubes, tissue paper, crayons, and glitter', (age 4-5 category), an Alan Costello who attended the exhibition ’1916: Tales from the Other Side’, on 23 April 2016, Marsh’s Library, where Joe Duffy of RTÉ took time from his hectic schedule of old wans whinging to launch the event.

Joining the pantheon of Alan Costellos is Doctor Alan Costello of Headford, Co. Galway, Assisstant Professor Allan Costello of the University of Northern British Columbia (despite spelling his name wrong), and if you ever need to lawyer up, as another Alan Costello assumedly did, being acquitted of kidnap and false imprisonment in 2014, you could do worse than Alan Costello Senior Attorney (Phoenix Office) with the boutique law firm Simon PLC