The TV show 1000 Ways to Die season 3, 2011 which airs on the cable channel Spike. It has episodes ranging from episode 38 to episode 60. New episodes air on Monday nights at 10/9C, beginning on March 12, 2012, with the Season 4 premiere.
- Episode 38 If Youre Dead Leave a Message and Well Get Back to You
- Episode 39 The One About Dumb People Dying
- Episode 40 Getting A Rise From The Dead
- Episode 41 Ready Or Not Here Comes Death
- Episode 42 Grave Errors
- Episode 43 Killing Them Softly
- Episode 44 Better Them Than Us
- Episode 45 Dead Before They Know It
- Episode 46 Stupid Is As Death Does
- Episode 47 Thats Mister Death To You
- Episode 48 Death The New Black
- Episode 49 Death Be a Lady Tonight
- Episode 50 Todays Special Death
- Episode 51 Eat Pray Die
- Episode 52 Wait Dont Tell Me Youre Dead
- Episode 53 Death The Gift That Lasts Forever
- Episode 54 Death One Size Fits All
- Episode 55 Special Death By Request The Deathies
- Episode 56 Deadliest Kitsch
- Episode 57 Grave Decisions The Halloween Episode
- Episode 58 Dirt Nap
- Episode 59 Death Takes A Vacation
- Episode 60 Wild Wild Death
Episode 38: If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
Originally aired January 5, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the answering machine greetings.
Episode 39: The One About Dumb People Dying
Originally aired February 8, 2011
Note: starting with this episode, the death stories go through 2-3-2 mode per episode rather than 2-2-2-1 mode. Also, the trivia segments were added between commercial breaks.
Title reference: Spoofs the episode titles of the TV series Friends.
Episode 40: Getting A Rise From The Dead
Originally aired February 16, 2011
Episode 41: Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death
Originally aired February 23, 2011
Title reference: Play-on words for the phrase used in the popular hide-and-seek game.
Episode 42: Grave Errors
Originally aired March 2, 2011
Episode 43: Killing Them Softly
Originally aired March 9, 2011
Title references: Spoofs the popular song "Killing Me Softly with His Song" (or the Dave Chappelle comedy special Killing 'Em Softly).
Episode 44: Better Them Than Us
Originally aired March 16, 2011 Note: This is the fifth episode not to feature the death of a female.
Title References: The phrase "Better them than us"
Episode 45: Dead Before They Know It
Originally aired March 23, 2011
Episode 46: Stupid Is As Death Does
Originally aired March 29, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the saying "Stupid Is as Stupid Does". (Second episode to do so; first was "Stupid is as Stupid Dies.)
Episode 47: That's "Mister Death" To You
Originally aired July 11, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the title show Mister Ed.
Episode 48: Death, The New Black
Aired July 18, 2011
Episode 49: Death Be a Lady Tonight
Aired July 25, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the popular jazz standard song "Luck Be a Lady". In addition to this, three of the casualties are females.
Episode 50: Today's Special: Death
Aired August 1, 2011
Episode 51: Eat Pray Die
Aired August 8, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the popular movie Eat Pray Love.
Episode 52: Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead
Aired August 15, 2011 but first appeared on Spike's website on July 26.
Episode 53: Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever
Aired August 22, 2011
Episode 54: Death: One Size Fits All
Aired August 29, 2011
Episode 55: Special: Death By Request (The Deathies)
Aired October 24, 2011
Episode 56: Deadliest Kitsch
Aired October 24, 2011 Note: This is the sixth episode not to feature the death of a female.
Title reference: Spoofs the Discovery Channel TV series Deadliest Catch.
Episode 57: Grave Decisions: The Halloween Episode
Aired October 31, 2011
Episode 58: Dirt Nap
Aired November 7, 2011
Episode 59: Death Takes A Vacation
Aired November 14, 2011
Episode 60: Wild Wild Death
Aired November 21, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the popular TV series The Wild Wild West.