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(Not That You Asked) Rants, Exploits and Obsessions is a collection of essays by Steve Almond. The collection's entries divulge the author's thoughts on such topics as his sexual failures, fatherhood, and Kurt Vonnegut. The book was published September 11, 2007.
The essays of Almond's collection are contained within several different sections and each essay generally relates to the title of the section where it is found. The section titles and a selection of the entries therein follow:
"Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt": Parts I, II and III
"Shame on Me"
"My First Fake Tits"
"How to Write Sex Scenes"
"Red Sox Antichrist"
"How Reality TV Ate My Life"
"Pretty Authors Make Graves"
"Death by Lobster Pad Thai"
"Tesla Matters (Dude)"
"Where'd You Hide The Body"
"10 Ways I killed My Daughter Within Her First 72 Hours of Life"
"Ham for Chanukah"